<.< Predict Their Demise >.>

[jasonmason]

Fucked to death.

Catnip OD.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Catnip OD.

Finally found that waterfall he’d been searching for.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Finally found that waterfall he’d been searching for.

Hit by a (very) wild pitch. But she gets her base...

 

[kurrginatorX]

Kidney Failure.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Mysterious death by kazoo.

 

[Xerxes82]

Mysterious death by kazoo.

Betrayed in the final stages of her plan for global domination and thrown from her expensive, customized villain jet by a bit character from the first act.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Bird poison, in the bagel he stealthily snagged from the communal refrigerator at work.

 

[Gamine67]

Found out why they stencil “NO STEP” on airplane wings.

 

[LiteralLily]

Statistics suggest probably cancer.

 

[Gamine67]

Agent Orange

 

[Xerxes82]

Spontaneous human combustion. But at least she's hot?

 

[Gamine67]

Spontaneous human combustion. But at least she's hot?

Eaten by an origami cat.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Choking by cacahuetes.

 

[Gamine67]

Chocking by Mantequilla de Mani

 

[_valkyrie_]

Astral projection accident.

 

[Taegul]

She went swimming 29 minutes after eating dinner. Couldn't wait just that one more minute, could ya?

 

[Gamine67]

Stood too long next to the atomic clock.

 

[Taegul]

Terrifying shark attack. I was wondering why she brought a swimsuit to Sea World...

 

[kurrginatorX]

His smile just kept growing and growing until he swallowed his own head.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Took off in a flight of fancy. Missed the landing.

 

[kurrginatorX]

She will die of terminal hotness. All her fans will be saddened.

 

[_valkyrie_]

H2O2 consumption.

 

[kurrginatorX]

She will live forever

 

[_valkyrie_]

Attempted a one-man William Tell stunt. Did not live to tell anything after that.

 

[kurrginatorX]

In the very near future she will attempt to flush herself down a toilet head first and drown.