<.< Predict Their Demise >.>

[Btq97]

Either gets most shamefully assassinated by his bodyguard or has a terrible mishap with a sparkler on New Year’s Eve.

A terrible wardrobe malfunction

 

[Series 6]

A terrible wardrobe malfunction

Perishes in a bizarre phone sex accident

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Perishes in a bizarre phone sex accident

Tore off the huge label from his pillow even though it says not to. Should not have done that.

 

[Lorack]

Dee, it will be on a Tuesday.
Possible prevention do not step over a manhole. Either work your way around the rim or drive right one through.

 

[Cat]

Dee, it will be on a Tuesday.
Possible prevention do not step over a manhole. Either work your way around the rim or drive right one through.

It was quite an incredibly sadly, and almost unbelievable incident.
@Lorack was in Egypt, doing some on-site research about the pyramids, when he touched a stone, and triggered an mechanism never seen before!

Sadly, he got crushed as a huge new sarcophagus was dropped over his head.

- Fortunately, his name will live on, as the case is now known as The Lorack manoeuvre.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Bit off more than she could chew when she tried to fuck a tree stump!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Bit off more than she could chew when she tried to fuck a tree stump!

Sticks his head in an oven when he finds out The Beverly Hillbillies didn't actually happen.

 

[Series 6]

Sticks his head in an oven when he finds out The Beverly Hillbillies didn't actually happen.

Dies of starvation because he didn't have a coupon to get a free meal at Hooters

 

[_valkyrie_]

Series 6 was found lifeless after consuming 357 Tide pods.