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[English_guy_bkk]

Picked up by a female Boogerbear, he was forced into unwanted servitude.

That's quite good isn't it?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

That's quite good isn't it?

A Boogerbear isn’t. Here are examples…
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[Seadog777]

A Boogerbear isn’t.

Which Washington do you reside in???

State or DC.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Which Washington do you reside in???

State or DC.

Lol… they are everywhere, and not easily hidden.

 

[Seadog777]

Lol… they are everywhere, and not easily hidden.

If you're in Washington State, then..... you'll die by a poisoned Starbucks latte

If you're in DC, then..... you'll die from boredom because nothing gets done there.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

If you're in Washington State, then..... you'll die by a poisoned Starbucks latte

If you're in DC, then..... you'll die from boredom because nothing gets done there.

DC. In politics, of course, however there’s plenty to do to keep busy. It’s all in where you find what’s fun.

 

[Seadog777]

DC. In politics, of course, however there’s plenty to do to keep busy. It’s all in where you find what’s fun.

I'm sure that there is.
I know that IF I ever get to DC, I want to hit up the museums BEFORE, I go cut a fucking promo on those idiots on The Hill. LOL.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I'm sure that there is.
I know that IF I ever get to DC, I want to hit up the museums BEFORE, I go cut a fucking promo on those idiots on The Hill. LOL.

Both Dems and Repubs have issues here. I see the good, the bad, the ugly and the downright stupid. I usually support local government, but at some point they change when their pockets get bigger than their responsibilities.

The museums are awesome! I can name 3 restaurants off the top of my head that will have your tastebuds in Heaven. The nightlife is lacking in a way because of metro rail closing so early (that sucks).

 

[Seadog777]

Both Dems and Repubs have issues here. I see the good, the bad, the ugly and the downright stupid. I usually support local government, but at some point they change when their pockets get bigger than their responsibilities.

The museums are awesome! I can name 3 restaurants off the top of my head that will have your tastebuds in Heaven. The nightlife is lacking in a way because of metro rail closing so early (that sucks).

I agree. Both parties have too many corrupt wankstains in them.

I'm a BIG fan of "Mom & Pop" restaurants, so I'd love to know a few of those.

My redneck country ass doesn't do the nightlife. LOL. I'd end up in prison because I'd slap the shit out of some drunken moron.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I agree. Both parties have too many corrupt wankstains in them.

I'm a BIG fan of "Mom & Pop" restaurants, so I'd love to know a few of those.

My redneck country ass doesn't do the nightlife. LOL. I'd end up in prison because I'd slap the shit out of some drunken moron.

Vladimir Putin made him disappear under suspicion he was secretly helping the Ukrainians.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Vladimir Putin made him disappear under suspicion he was secretly helping the Ukrainians.

His mustache grew so big, it smothered him, covering his face like a Pom Pom.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Fell in the vat.

 

[_valkyrie_]

VoraciousValue met his demise at the hands of Colonel Mustard, with a wrench, in the sauna.

 

[Series 6]

It was Colonel Mustard, with a wrench, in the sauna.

Overdosed on mayonnaise

 

[_valkyrie_]

Series 6 perished after drinking H²O².

 

[Series 6]

Series 6 perished after drinking H²O².

Mysteriously disappeared while touring a dildo factory

 

[Mr_bogey]

Mysteriously disappeared while touring a dildo factory

Lost in space.

 

[_valkyrie_]

It was birds. Birds pecking everywhere were the cause of Mr_bogey's death.

 

[munch2much]

It was birds. Birds pecking everywhere were the cause of Mr_bogey's death.

She put her old vinyl record (Wagner) on the turntable, but the speed was set too high. So fast it shot across the room decapitating her. Plop.

 

[VoraciousValue]

His mouth got too lonely, so he accidentally munched his way through a 10-pound brick of lard!

VoraciousValue met his demise at the hands of Colonel Mustard, with a wrench, in the sauna.

That rotten bastard!

 

[_valkyrie_]

VoraciousValue mistook a cattle prod for what he thought to be a novelty sexual toy. Too high a voltage and zapped he was unto a higher (hopefully) plane. Talk about shock value, aye?

 

[VoraciousValue]

Will be pillaged and taken away in an upcoming Viking raid.

 

[Series 6]

Accidental overdose of Adderall

Fatally injured in a bizarre washing machine accident.

 

[Xerxes82]

Rendered obsolete by the Series 7 and fed to the Sarlaac

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Rendered obsolete by the Series 7 and fed to the Sarlaac

Either gets most shamefully assassinated by his bodyguard or has a terrible mishap with a sparkler on New Year’s Eve.