<.< Predict Their Demise >.>

[JustAnotherFlower]

Was distracted my a giant naked JOI hologram and crashed his flying car.

He chokes on a spoonful of Duncan Hines icing..

 

[DarkSimian]

He chokes on a spoonful of Duncan Hines icing..

Plucked in the prim of her life....

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Plucked in the prim of her life....

The Phoenix force flings him into the sun... and then brings him back in the next issue.

 

[jasonmason]

The Phoenix force flings him into the sun... and then brings him back in the next issue.

Roundup

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Roundup

An Asian Carp jumps out of the water and hits his head..

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

An Asian Carp jumps out of the water and hits his head..

Overpowered by flower power TD, that you?

 

[Misshotndeep]

Overpowered by flower power TD, that you?

Dipped in chocolate and eaten by a dragon.

 

[dashie33]

Dipped in chocolate and eaten by a dragon.

Consumed by a fiery torrent only to be reborn like the phoenix.

 

[DarkSimian]

Consumed by a fiery torrent only to be reborn like the phoenix.

Mistaken for a unicorn: now mounted on Kraven the Hunter's wall

 

[Gamine67]

Caught in a snow storm of dandruff

 

[fisherfella]

choking on a wheelbarrow of Sponge bobs...

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

choking on a wheelbarrow of Sponge bobs...

He becomes tangled in 100lbs fishing line and ends up starving to death.

 

[Xerxes82]

He becomes tangled in 100lbs fishing line and ends up starving to death.

In an attempt to seduce a lover, she covered her bed in roses. But forgot to remove the thorns. One nasty infection later, RIP.

 

[Gamine67]

In an attempt to seduce a lover, she covered her bed in roses. But forgot to remove the thorns. One nasty infection later, RIP.

Cast as an extra in the remake of The Birds, overdosed on the bangles and cream cheese before his big flight scene. Nosed in like a 737 Max.

 

[Taegul]

Shipwrecked on a desert isle, her AV was the last known photo of her.

 

[Gamine67]

Gave that Cheshire Cat look to the wrong irate husband.

 

[Taegul]

She ate nothing but tuna salad sandwiches from vending machines for 3 months straight before it finally caught up to her.

 

[Series 6]

Collapsed from dehydration from spending an entire week doing nothing but reading Literotica posts and stories

 

[jasonmason]

Collapsed from dehydration from spending an entire week doing nothing but reading Literotica posts and stories

Piece of a satellite crashing into earth that didn’t get burned up on re-entry Falls in his house.

 

[Gamine67]

Sat on by a flatulent elephant.

 

[Taegul]

She was abducted by aliens while hitchhiking and never heard from again.

 

[Gamine67]

She was abducted by aliens while hitchhiking and never heard from again.

Went windsurfing without a toothbrush in the doldrums.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Went windsurfing without a toothbrush in the doldrums.

Run over while getting her kicks on Route 66.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Her accursed mask took over her being, leading her to insanity, persecution, and ultimately,hrr demise.

 

[Jada59]

Fucked to death.