<.< Predict Their Demise >.>

[_valkyrie_]

Mole rat taming is a lethal business. It literally drove him to a hole in the dirt, to fetch them moles. He forgot properly secure the harness, dove into Death's embrace, thirty feet freefall, into an underground cave.

 

[Sexybritches69]

She crossed the streams. That’s a no-no.

 

[_valkyrie_]

She crossed the chicken. You don't cross The Chicken and expect to live to tell the tale.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Impaled by icicles. No one ever found out what killed her. She was just found on the ground outside, under the eaves, with pools of water around her. It’s still a mystery...

 

[_valkyrie_]

At the police academy, given her somewhat lacking detective skills, she was indicated to lead an investigation regarding dry ice deaths, perpetuated by a most clumsy killer. She should have had no problems, wrapping up the case, however, the penguin surpassed her in wits and the DID ended up being her COD.

 

[kurrginatorX]

She will lead an expedition in the dead of winter along the same path the Donner Party took. Sadly, she will be the first to go.

 

[L8tnIt]

She will lead an expedition in the dead of winter along the same path the Donner Party took. Sadly, she will be the first to go.

This man will pass in his sleep with an unusually swollen set of testicles; they were so swollen that they blocked an artery and killed him

 

[DarkSimian]

This man will pass in his sleep with an unusually swollen set of testicles; they were so swollen that they blocked an artery and killed him

Shot by an elephant in his pajamas; what the elephant was doing in his pajamas, no one will ever know....

 

[kurrginatorX]

Mistaken for La Chupacabra, he will be dissected.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Death by vuvuzela.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Death by vuvuzela.

I actually had to google that.

Her minions will turn on her and sacrifice her in a volcano just as the heathen gods of old demanded.

 

[jasonmason]

Blood poisoning from toxic clown makeup imported from China.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Slapped by beaver tails, he becomes concussed and drowns.

 

[AliceLittle]

Poor thing went flying and was impaled by a single blade of grass; when picked up by paramedics, they found he'd bleed out.

 

[kurrginatorX]

It's the classic "Jane Doe" case. Found in an alley, no ID, no one to recognize her (Yes, this is a subtle suggestion to get an avatar )

 

[Jada59]

Accidentally ingested a frilly toothpick and choked to death.

 

[jasonmason]

Catnip OD.

 

[TTawhere]

Catnip OD.

Hidden strainer.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Hidden strainer.

This is actually TTawhere, Jr. He killed the one wearing the tie by--you guessed it--choking him with his tie.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

This is actually TTawhere, Jr. He killed the one wearing the tie by--you guessed it--choking him with his tie.

Usurped by kurringatorY, who then had X's head chopped off.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Usurped by kurringatorY, who then had X's head chopped off.

It's already happened. No one knows when or why, just that the only thing left of her was her lips on the frozen ground on skid row.

 

[TheYoungGentleman]

Zombie outbreak at a clown convention.

 

[minthe]

cougar attack

 

[kurrginatorX]

Loved to death?

 

[Jada59]

Quicksand.