tedsbeds
Literotica Guru
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She was the cookie...![]()
Once had a thing for her big brother.
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She was the cookie...![]()
Once had a thing for her big brother.
Became a nurse just to get a fix for his sponge bath fetish.
She goes to the Met every day and pretends to be the head of security.
Takes a photo of himself every five seconds..... this is actually true.
Wishes she had photos of me every 5 seconds. LMAO
Can't swim a stroke.
He likes to lit before his morning shower so he has inspiration for the shower.
Is plotting something nefarious.
Knows a thing or two about elaborate plots.
Reads books backwards, starting with the last page.
Once stared at a jug of orange juice for hours because it said "concentrate" on the side.
First job was at an orange juice factory but got canned for not being able to concentrate.
Has never had a naughty thought.
Wants to be the first OG, legit, gangster rap artist out of New Hampshire.
Waiting for Donald to appoint him as Secretary of State,
does that come with a map??
He really doesn't know how to fish.![]()
He actually can’t swim!
She is actually a very petitely chested Armenian fellow.