Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Series 6]

Despite her lit presence, is actually a shy and retiring librarian.

Has never used his library card to check out books. Only goes to try to flirt with the librarians.

 

[ashik09]

Has never used his library card to check out books. Only goes to try to flirt with the librarians.

Huh. I thought that was the point of having a library card. Especially now that print is dead.

Has despicable thoughts about Sabine Wren.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Huh. I thought that was the point of having a library card. Especially now that print is dead.

Has despicable thoughts about Sabine Wren.

Is definitely NOT excited to see the new Halloween movie. She’s afraid of spooky things. Hence the avatar.

 

[Ginmill72]

Is definitely NOT excited to see the new Halloween movie. She’s afraid of spooky things. Hence the avatar.

Is the Saturday night special on the pole at Lady Mcvayys Cabaret

 

[Taegul]

He dresses up drones to look like flying saucers hoping to trick some of the local ladies into an anal probe.

 

[rlaflamme]

He dresses up drones to look like flying saucers hoping to trick some of the local ladies into an anal probe.

Collects hats, but eats them so his collection never grows.

 

[Taegul]

Collects hats, but eats them so his collection never grows.

Auditioned as an extra for Mars Attacks! but abandoned the movie when he found out it wasn't really Martians trying to invade Earth.

 

[rlaflamme]

Cannot grow a beard but pastes hair on his face and styles it to look like he has one.

 

[Series 6]

Cannot grow a beard but pastes hair on his face and styles it to look like he has one.

Sells his hair to a company that makes merkins.

 

[rlaflamme]

Tried to dye his hair blonde, but it came out pink, so he wears a helmet.

 

[CrossOfStAndrew]

Tried to put on a revival of Rocky Horror Picture Show featuring dancing penguins at the Schenechtady Community Theatre ; but the show closed before opening night.

 

[rlaflamme]

Dances under the streetlamps at midnight every other Monday.

 

[ashik09]

Dances under the streetlamps at midnight every other Monday.

Tried to destroy the Earth with an explosive space modulator.

 

[Taegul]

Works at a glue factory and absolutely despises horses, ponies, unicorns, and Mr. Ed reruns.

 

[LizVegas79]

Works at a glue factory and absolutely despises horses, ponies, unicorns, and Mr. Ed reruns.

Owns a surf shop

 

[Taegul]

Owns a surf shop

She's not a real doctor, but she did stay at a Holiday Inn last night...

 

[angelofthenorth]

She's not a real doctor, but she did stay at a Holiday Inn last night...

he has shares in oil of olay

 

[rlaflamme]

he has shares in oil of olay

Has 31 brooms, and labels them with the numbers 1-31 one for each day of the month.

 

[Taegul]

Has 31 brooms, and labels them with the numbers 1-31 one for each day of the month.

Despite what his AV says, he doesn't really want to meet Donald Trump.

 

[Little_Sister]

Gay porn is his jam... but he identifies as a lesbian.

 

[base10]

Gay porn is his jam... but he identifies as a lesbian.

Prefers her porn in color

 

[Little_Sister]

Prefers her porn in color

Refuses to take his tie off, even in the shower.

 

[base10]

Refuses to take his tie off, even in the shower.

I like to keep a method of restraint on me at all times

 

[Soma99]

I like to keep a method of restraint on me at all times

Once intentionally lost a game of jizz on the cookie.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jizz**0Cookie

 

[Little_Sister]

Once intentionally lost a game of jizz on the cookie.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jizz**0Cookie

She was the cookie...