Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[magicmikeaustin]

She's allergic to catnip

I am a jerk and he knows it

 

[HBergeron]

I am a jerk and he knows it

Can't make me laugh out loud at a post.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Can't make me laugh out loud at a post.

Nothing

I got nothing after that slam dunk

 

[VoraciousValue]

Nothing

I got nothing after that slam dunk

Once starred as a well-hung Hernán Cortés in the Mexican porno classic Aztecs Gone Wild!

 

[ashik09]

Once starred as a well-hung Hernán Cortés in the Mexican porno classic Aztecs Gone Wild!

Sings in karaoke bars to cope with the stress of their job.

 

[rlaflamme]

Sings in karaoke bars to cope with the stress of their job.

Visits car graveyards to get parts for an art piece.

 

[Taegul]

All four tires on his car have been replaced with undersized spare tires. He never goes above 35 on a freeway.

 

[JerseyJade]

All four tires on his car have been replaced with undersized spare tires. He never goes above 35 on a freeway.

He has never cursed a day in his life... not even on the boards here on Lit.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

He has never cursed a day in his life... not even on the boards here on Lit.

Posts here and is also a world famous Instagram model.

 

[JerseyJade]

Posts here and is also a world famous Instagram model.

He has 2 jobs, he preaches at a church during the day and is a male stripper at night

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

He has 2 jobs, he preaches at a church during the day and is a male stripper at night

Half of this is a lie. But which half??

Is going to be the next T-Mobile girl in the commercials.

 

[LizVegas79]

Half of this is a lie. But which half??

Is going to be the next T-Mobile girl in the commercials.

Tells people he was a child actor but got tired of the Hollywood rat race and became a professional wrestler instead.

(and JJ would make a GREAT new T-Mobile girl btw! )

 

[bunny4med]

Tells people he was a child actor but got tired of the Hollywood rat race and became a professional wrestler instead.

(and JJ would make a GREAT new T-Mobile girl btw! )

Is forming her own topless airline. AirLiz.

 

[JerseyJade]

Tells people he was a child actor but got tired of the Hollywood rat race and became a professional wrestler instead.

(and JJ would make a GREAT new T-Mobile girl btw! )

Lol yeah Rrrrright

She gets totally grossed out with anything that has to do with sex or related to sex.

Is forming her own topless airline. AirLiz.

She's a Veterinarian who specializes in sick rabbits.

 

[LizVegas79]

Is forming her own topless airline. AirLiz.

Already booked a flight on that new airline of mine

Lol yeah Rrrrright

She gets totally grossed out with anything that has to do with sex or related to sex.

Like me, JJ is a devout Buddhist who meditates 23 hours a day and considers sex or anything related to sex beneath her.

<insert dominatrix joke about the other hour here>

 

[JerseyJade]

Like me, JJ is a devout Buddhist who meditates 23 hours a day and considers sex or anything related to sex beneath her.

<insert dominatrix joke about the other hour here>

Well that's kind of true.. I do like having a guy beneath me when we're having sex

The city of Las Vegas named a street of strip clubs after her.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Well that's kind of true.. I do like having a guy beneath me when we're having sex

The city of Las Vegas named a street of strip clubs after her.

Actually a scruffy man

 

[Taegul]

Actually a scruffy man

Started a petition to get Captain America demoted to Private First Class America.

 

[ashik09]

Started a petition to get Captain America demoted to Private First Class America.

Orchestrated a complex Ponzi scheme that resulted in the 2008 financial collapse.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Orchestrated a complex Ponzi scheme that resulted in the 2008 financial collapse.

Is, in fact, a previously unknown nymphomaniac member of the British royal family.

 

[SlvrTongueDevil]

Is, in fact, a previously unknown nymphomaniac member of the British royal family.

Much like me, uses a self-portrait as an av.

 

[ashik09]

Much like me, uses a self-portrait as an av.

Tongue is made out of tin, not silver. The liar.

 

[LizVegas79]

Tongue is made out of tin, not silver. The liar.

She dyes her hair a different color every month.

 

[base10]

She dyes her hair a different color every month.

Only wears conservative, white cotton panties under her lab coat

 

[SlvrTongueDevil]

She dyes her hair a different color every month.

Despite her lit presence, is actually a shy and retiring librarian.