Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[gentold]

he's really quite loud

a down under tongue


pun intended

 

[rlaflamme]

a down under tongue


pun intended

Is afraid of trucks, not just big ones, even toy trucks.

 

[rlaflamme]

I can't post a lie about myself …

 

[VoraciousValue]

I can't post a lie about myself …

Is, in fact, the governor of Vermont.

 

[rlaflamme]

Is, in fact, the governor of Vermont.

Refuses to smoke cigars, but does eat them.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Refuses to smoke cigars, but does eat them.

Has tantrums like an angry imp when he wants attention.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has tantrums like an angry imp when he wants attention.

Throws spoons at children when she sees them misbehaving in stores.

 

[Beardpositive77]

Has tantrums like an angry imp when he wants attention.

Has a pet kangaroo

 

[Beardpositive77]

Throws spoons at children when she sees them misbehaving in stores.

Sorry!!

Loves the movie Lion King.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has a pet kangaroo

Has a frightening fear of scissors!

 

[rlaflamme]

Is deathly afraid of needles.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has a frightening fear of scissors!

I skipped too!!!

Tells people they should run with scissors.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I skipped too!!!

Tells people they should run with scissors.

He's still trying to conquer the world, with a skirt on. You know it's about 46° outside. That draft is not pretty with such a short flowy skirt...

 

[rlaflamme]

He's still trying to conquer the world, with a skirt on. You know it's about 46° outside. That draft is not pretty with such a short flowy skirt...

Actually made Marvin the Martian's kilt, yes kilt

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Actually made Marvin the Martian's kilt, yes kilt

It looks like a cardboard flower.with a hole in the middle..lol..just sayin...

His KILT is shorter than most. I wonder what message you're sending....you like the cold breeze (shrinkage) and the easy access? I've heard of kinks. If that's yours...so be it...lol

 

[rlaflamme]

It looks like a cardboard flower.with a hole in the middle..lol..just sayin...

His KILT is shorter than most. I wonder what message you're sending....you like the cold breeze (shrinkage) and the easy access? I've heard of kinks. If that's yours...so be it...lol

Has ben caught trying to look up my kilt many, many times.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has ben caught trying to look up my kilt many, many times.

I'll neither confirm nor deny that...



Stuffs tissues down his knee socks to create bigger stronger looking calves.

 

[rlaflamme]

I'll neither confirm nor deny that...



Stuffs tissues down his knee socks to create bigger stronger looking calves.

Poses in the mirror and makes the sounds like a clicking camera.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Poses in the mirror and makes the sounds like a clicking camera.

Has hammer toes and wear sneakers just like Marvin.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has hammer toes and wear sneakers just like Marvin.

Cuts slits in all her clothing and calls them vents.

 

[Interested_Girl]

Sassy fire crotch with a penchant for knitting.

 

[gentold]

Interesting but not interested any more .

 

[Tinkerbe11]

Holds the world record for most T-shirts removed while heading a football.

 

[gentold]

accused of molesting her high school teacher

 

[secretofthesea07]

speaks softly and carries a big stick