Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[rlaflamme]

Is turkey-intolerant.

Screams and runs away from crabs.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Screams and runs away from crabs.

Those red long johns are to try to reclaim his "sexy" back.

 

[rlaflamme]

Those red long johns are to try to reclaim his "sexy" back.

Only wears the color yellow, the only real color.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Only wears the color yellow, the only real color.

Practices his golf swing as a means to clear snow from his driveway.

 

[rlaflamme]

Practices his golf swing as a means to clear snow from his driveway.

(That may be true )

Used soil for padding under her carpet.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

(That may be true )

Used soil for padding under her carpet.

Likes syrup on his hands for the stickiness to hold on to things.

 

[rlaflamme]

Likes syrup on his hands for the stickiness to hold on to things.

Was escorted out of the zoo for trying to ride a giraffe

 

[Series 6]

Was escorted out of the zoo for trying to ride a giraffe

Has an irrational fear of rabbits

 

[gentold]

Has an irrational fear of rabbits

came after series four and before series eight

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

came after series four and before series eight

Is a millenial hipster who is developing a new campaign for Save the Trees.

 

[rlaflamme]

Is a millenial hipster who is developing a new campaign for Save the Trees.

Has never been at a campfire

 

[silent_partner]

Has never been at a campfire

Once had to call the fire department to be cut out of skinny jeans.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Once had to call the fire department to be cut out of skinny jeans.

Is chatty and talks very loudly.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Is chatty and talks very loudly.

Lives in Reno...

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Lives in Reno...

Wears a frown like a badge of honor.

 

[Xerxes82]

Can dunk like Giannis.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Can dunk like Giannis.

Has a crippling fear of flying

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has a crippling fear of flying

Dated Icarus, it wasn't the sun that burnt his wings.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Dated Icarus, it wasn't the sun that burnt his wings.

Has a thing for commas and sutures, not the kama sutra.

 

[Taegul]

Has a thing for commas and sutures, not the kama sutra.

She had such a huge crush on Charlie Brown as a child that she now only dates bald men. Bonus points for wearing a striped shirt.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She had such a huge crush on Charlie Brown as a child that she now only dates bald men. Bonus points for wearing a striped shirt.

The comfortable, tomboyish Peppermint Patty is his favorite. She looks like she can fight off his attackers in the hood, if need be.

 

[angelofthenorth]

The comfortable, tomboyish Peppermint Patty is his favorite. She looks like she can fight off his attackers in the hood, if need be.

she is an international playgirl leaving boys hearts in the dust!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

she is an international playgirl leaving boys hearts in the dust!

(I wish!...lol)


Has the most wicked strut. Causes a scene wherever she goes. These are just in flats. In heels, goodness....she hypnotizes with the swing of her hips.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

(I wish!...lol)


Has the most wicked strut. Causes a scene wherever she goes. These are just in flats. In heels, goodness....she hypnotizes with the swing of her hips.

Eats bananas on public transportation to meet guys

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Eats bananas on public transportation to meet guys

Gets vicious with a cone of ice cream out in public. She doesn't play around. Guys are intimidated by her.