Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[KamaKamaSutra]

Bought Cuban cigars from a elderly man who actually said the were Rubens. Now Ruben has a hit out on him.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Bought Cuban cigars from a elderly man who actually said the were Rubens. Now Ruben has a hit out on him.

Is confused about the anatomy of mermaids.

 

[rlaflamme]

Is confused about the anatomy of mermaids.

Thinks the Magic the Gathering cards actually are magical.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Thinks the Magic the Gathering cards actually are magical.

Tried to throw down the gauntlet when he was fired last time. Silk gloves just don't have the same impact.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Tried to throw down the gauntlet when he was fired last time. Silk gloves just don't have the same impact.

Has an existential crisis every Taco Tuesday.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has an existential crisis every Taco Tuesday.

Collects Care Bear stuffed animals.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has an existential crisis every Taco Tuesday.

Wanted to cancel Fridays but was stopped by the TGI heroes.

 

[Polranny]

Was hit by a steamroller whilst chatting up a mermaid

 

[rlaflamme]

Was hit by a steamroller whilst chatting up a mermaid

Really has horns

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Really has horns

Hates the cartoon color grreen.

 

[rlaflamme]

Hates the cartoon color grreen.

Dreams of being with Iceman

 

[TheMrBurns]

illudium pu-36 explosive space modulator... Just a fancy name for a butt plug.

 

[rlaflamme]

illudium pu-36 explosive space modulator... Just a fancy name for a butt plug.

Really wants the pu-36 explosive modulator.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Really wants the pu-36 explosive modulator.

Secretly sings himself to sleep each night to Cher's "Believe."

 

[Soma99]

Secretly sings himself to sleep each night to Cher's "Believe."

Actually works a very boring office job in Phoenix Arizona. Has Brown hair.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Actually works a very boring office job in Phoenix Arizona. Has Brown hair.

has 99 problems but a Lit post ain't one.

 

[Series 6]

has 99 problems but a Lit post ain't one.

Makes her own custom lingerie out of corn husks

 

[rlaflamme]

Makes her own custom lingerie out of corn husks

Is afraid of magnets.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Is afraid of magnets.

Is a raging Johnny Cash fan and wears all black.

 

[Xerxes82]

Is a raging Johnny Cash fan and wears all black.

Compulsively hums Tony Bennett songs. Constantly.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Compulsively hums Tony Bennett songs. Constantly.

Has to have three cherries and a pickle each day to keep his sanity.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has to have three cherries and a pickle each day to keep his sanity.

Wears excessive amount of jewelry and dances in the middle of the road.

 

[ashik09]

Nothing here.

 

[rlaflamme]

Can control time. But only for 0.68 seconds at a time. Also wears hairnets.

Hates telling baseless lies....

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Hates telling baseless lies....

Is turkey-intolerant.