Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Backdoor_Bella]

Gets vicious with a cone of ice cream out in public. She doesn't play around. Guys are intimidated by her.

Is Beyoncé, but moreso. She’s Beyond-cé

 

[rlaflamme]

Is Beyoncé, but moreso. She’s Beyond-cé

Got her name because she has over 500 bells on her back door.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Got her name because she has over 500 bells on her back door.

For Christmas, we all think those are Christmas lights on his home. They are actually shining so bright, it lights up the whole neighborhood while becoming the largest beacon signaling his home planet.

 

[rlaflamme]

For Christmas, we all think those are Christmas lights on his home. They are actually shining so bright, it lights up the whole neighborhood while becoming the largest beacon signaling his home planet.

Only uses green lights for Christmas because it makes her grass look green as well.

 

[base10]

Only uses green lights for Christmas because it makes her grass look green as well.

Thinks cartoons are harming the children

 

[rlaflamme]

Thinks cartoons are harming the children

Has I life sized wax mannequin of himself in the corner of his bedroom.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Has I life sized wax mannequin of himself in the corner of his bedroom.

Is a high ranking member of the anti-alien movement.

 

[rlaflamme]

Is a high ranking member of the anti-alien movement.

Has a tinfoil hat collection.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Has a tinfoil hat collection.

Sleeps with the life-sized stuffed animal version of himself every night.

 

[rlaflamme]

Sleeps with the life-sized stuffed animal version of himself every night.

Her Marvin the Martian stuffed animal is her favorite item she owns

 

[Series 6]

Her Marvin the Martian stuffed animal is her favorite item she owns

All the lies that have been posted about rlaflamme have some basis of truth.

 

[rlaflamme]

All the lies that have been posted about rlaflamme have some basis of truth.

Is actively working on a pattern for a jet pack.

 

[jasonmason]

Is actively working on a pattern for a jet pack.

Was turned down as an extra on Men In Black because he really looked like an alien.

 

[Series 6]

Was turned down as an extra on Men In Black because he really looked like an alien.

Has a fetish for life jackets

 

[rlaflamme]

Has a fetish for life jackets

Has 200 antennas on his home.

 

[Series 6]

Has 200 antennas on his home.

His house is made of a space age polymer

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Covered in '70s polyester underneath the suit. Breaks out in hives at the mere touch of cotton.

 

[rlaflamme]

Covered in '70s polyester underneath the suit. Breaks out in hives at the mere touch of cotton.

Has a dancing pole in her living room.

 

[LadyJS]

Has a dancing pole in her living room.

Daffy Duck is his room mate.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Says Fuck You, but really means go fuck yourself

 

[LadyJS]

Says Fuck You, but really means go fuck yourself

You're supposed to tell a lie about me, not tell the truth

Despite his name, he really only knows one sexual position.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

You're supposed to tell a lie about me, not tell the truth

Despite his name, he really only knows one sexual position.

Hey don't ruin the advertising

Wants to teach more than two new ones

 

[rlaflamme]

Hey don't ruin the advertising

Wants to teach more than two new ones

Likes to pretend he knows sign language to mess with people.

 

[LadyJS]

Likes to pretend he knows sign language to mess with people.

Is an Uber driver on the weekends.

 

[rlaflamme]

Is an Uber driver on the weekends.

Never, ever swears