Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Lala_Phoenix]

Is still holding out hope for a "Facts of Life" re-boot.

 

[ydahecnot]

Is from Tucson

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Is from Tucson

Skipped the latest Knitting Club meeting citing the need for "me time."

 

[Elmo_Lincoln]

Skipped the latest Knitting Club meeting citing the need for "me time."

Wanted to be named 'Lalalalalalalalalalalalala Phoenix, but thankfully was convinced to shorten it.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

is afraid of ants

 

[Series 6]

Thought the show, The X-Files, was about porn

 

[Elmo_Lincoln]

Really wanted to be a Cylon, but failed the audition.

 

[fisherfella]

This guy cannot afford a razor,,want to continue?

 

[Fragile_Rock]

This one cannot stand the smell of fish.

 

[rlaflamme]

This one cannot stand the smell of fish.

Collects hang-gliders but wont use them because of their fear of heights.

 

[Beardpositive77]

Secretly hates cartoons and only uses them as AVs because her best friend double-dared....

 

[Jada59]

Owns many shares of stock for Nair, hair remover.

 

[rlaflamme]

Owns many shares of stock for Nair, hair remover.

Spends most days searching for Bigfoot.

 

[Jada59]

Spends most days searching for Bigfoot.

Thinks he saw the Loch Ness monster in his bathtub.

 

[rlaflamme]

Thinks he saw the Loch Ness monster in his bathtub.

Oh, I know I did

Hangs thousands of strands of yarn from her ceilings.

 

[Jada59]

Oh, I know I did

Hangs thousands of strands of yarn from her ceilings.

Has a lucky dollar that he will never spend.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has a lucky dollar that he will never spend.

Has a collection of spit-ball straws she has created for special "attacks"

 

[Jada59]

Has a collection of spit-ball straws she has created for special "attacks"

Has a glass eye that he keeps in a jar by the door.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has a glass eye that he keeps in a jar by the door.

Every night at midnight she runs up and down the street screaming, "The Martians are coming, the Martians are coming!"

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Every night at midnight she runs up and down the street screaming, "The Martians are coming, the Martians are coming!"

Wears sequined zebra striped leotards.

 

[rlaflamme]

Wears sequined zebra striped leotards.

Is toying with the idea of igniting herself and seeing if she comes back new.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Is toying with the idea of igniting herself and seeing if she comes back new.

Doesn't remember how hard it is to make 100 posts just so you can get an avatar on Lit.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Doesn't remember how hard it is to make 100 posts just so you can get an avatar on Lit.

Though the limit for an AV was 50 and almost gave up

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Though the limit for an AV was 50 and almost gave up

Haha! So true!

Is a Lit post pimp.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Haha! So true!

Is a Lit post pimp.

Only the hottest post on LIt

Has flames that match down below.