HBergeron
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Always looks up to see if he skipped someone.
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Always looks up to see if he skipped someone.
HBergeron
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*Shhh! They don't know where I am*
She is actually allergic to pussies... except her own.
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*Shhh! They don't know where I am*
She is actually allergic to pussies... except her own.
Moves so slowly, that he is invisible to the naked eye
rlaflamme
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Once lost the Game of Life and pulled out all his hair.
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Actually got pregnant playing the Game of Life
gentold
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Had his tail docked by a vet who specialized in feline medicine .
Jada59
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Is into Xylophilia.
rlaflamme
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Spends three days a week playing with monkeys
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Owns a dozen monkeys.
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Dances in front of the monkey cages
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Cracks Brazil nut shells open with his toes.
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Licks the frosting off of Frosted shredded wheat
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Eats only the insides of Poptarts. Plants the outsides in his garden, hoping to grow more.
lanceGibs
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Wears a corset several sizes small to show of her curves to advantage .
rlaflamme
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Throws daggers at wooden crates to hear them hit.
Jada59
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Sings like Joe Cocker in the shower.
rlaflamme
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Dances around parking lots singing, "I'm a Little Teapot"
Jada59
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Wears a Barney costume to try to make more friends.
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Trains cats to blink!
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He has stayed in that same position not blinking since putting up the picture.
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Star of all Witch hunts
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Likes to be rammed from the back and hunts men down for the job.
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Is really a big ole meanie bo beanie!
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A ram in wolves clothing .
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She is really holding back fangs and 6 inch claws on the cute avatar. Just don't make her angry.
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