JerseyJade
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Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three
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hotcpu
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Eww, God.. Grrrrossss!
Even fleas stay away from him
Making disparaging remarks about former president's is a past time
LizVegas79
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Eww, God.. Grrrrossss!
Even fleas stay away from him
She tells every guy she's with that he's the biggest she's ever had.
(but, heck, I guess we all do that
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DarkSimian
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She tells every guy she's with that he's the biggest she's ever had.
(but, heck, I guess we all do that
Once roofied Bill Cosby, just to get to his Jello pudding pop
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Has the tattoo... supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ....tramp stamped on him.
hotcpu
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Really love Frozen Yogurt
bunny4med
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Beans and franks, Beans and franks.
Is having a Something about Mary moment with his zipper.
neakman
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Saves money by cutting 4 x 4's into 2 x 2's and doubling the inventory.
hotcpu
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Goes everywhere wearing garter belt and stocking ... we love her!!
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Comes in to my sex therapy clinic for a routine checkup every week
Caused hotcpu to get his equipment caught from wearing her revealing scrubs.
rlaflamme
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Comes in to my sex therapy clinic for a routine checkup every week
Bites her animal crackers ion half and tells them they belong to her now.
rlaflamme
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Runs around the store yelling, "fire" to make her checkout faster
JerseyJade
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Gives mouth to mouth to all the women on the beach, even if they don't need it.
rlaflamme
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Brings a magnifying glass to the beach and toasts the ants on her towel
Weaseldiesel
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Walks around with a funny flamme smell!
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He is straining hard on the throne in that avatar so much so his hair is straight...
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That is a fake me out bed picture. She's actually leaning on the wall and the rose petals are glued onto the walls as well.
rlaflamme
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Never eats ice cream
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Wears lip gloss before kissing...
rlaflamme
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Pulls the legs off spiders
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Kisses them for the sting to cause full lips.
rlaflamme
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Is obsessed with his lips.
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Hey, straight lines need fillers...
Claims his old station wagon gets him loads of action.
Claims his old station wagon gets him loads of action.
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