rlaflamme
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Hey, straight lines need fillers...
Claims his old station wagon gets him loads of action.
Drinks wine from a jug
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Hey, straight lines need fillers...
Claims his old station wagon gets him loads of action.
Drinks wine from a jug
Family is from the country, that's kinda regular except it may be moonshine with a marijuana leaf in it...lol
Gets drunk off of cheap beer...
Graffiti artist who lives in a motel and sells the towels to buy coffee creamer.
Gets drunk off of water.
Collects kittens for their fur like Cruella DeVille did with the Dalmatians.
She keeps a cow in her freezer so she can have fresh ice cream everyday.
Spends two hours in front of her mirror every day making kissy faces.
Spends two hours in front of her mirror every day making kissy faces.
Listens to Michael Bolton
Cried when watching Titanic
Cried when watching 40 Year Old Virgin
He failed every spelling test he took in school.
He failed every spelling test he took in school.
Passed every test without filling in a single answer
Has a glass eye she takes out on special occasions!
Her party piece, whistling the star spangled banner while giving a blow job!![]()
He uses a dictionary as his pillow.
Lol
He brushes his hair with his own hair.
She actually lives in Brooklyn
Proudly loves to clog every vacuum that comes near him
Gets an EKG every week.
Makes out with his hand to "practice"
Poor aim when he pees...
Poor aim when he pees...