neakman
Jacked Methuselah
- Joined
- Mar 31, 2012
- Posts
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Is allergic to fruit
is a stand-up comedian at night.
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Is allergic to fruit
is a stand-up comedian at night.
Is Ichabod Crane’s twin brother
he looks like his profile pic inside the suit.
Gets poked in the eye with pointy sticks due to his peeping Tom side!
His weasel is actually powered by a combustion engine.
Eats cheese wiz out of the jar with one hand down his pants.
Those aren't her panties...
He knows because they are his.
Is the secret lovechild of George Costanza.
She's all glittery in the sunlight like that douchey vampire.
Didn't realise he had hot fat on the spatula!
The cons of cooking naked!
If you could see the full picture of his avatar, you would see it was a police mug shot.
Really series 5, but his developers couldn't count.
she models wellington boots
Would like to be really small and live in a doll house.
Was about to model kitty lingerie on her AV kitty, but decided to go naked instead..
Likes to do "interesting" things with her hand.
Is extra accurate with her tongue when cleaning herself.
Collects biscuit tins.
has a tail.
Wishes he had a tail.
secretly wishes she knew about my tail, and would explore it. but, as a female cat, pretends not to be interested at all.