Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[de_valmont]

Makes socks out of her shedding kitten fur...and sells them on eBay!

is a tailorette

 

[Jada59]

is a tailorette

Wants to be a majorette.

 

[de_valmont]

Wants to be a majorette.

wants to join me and e.g. ride my shoulder, flailing her pantyhosed legs.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

wants to join me and e.g. ride my shoulder, flailing her pantyhosed legs.

(My...I get the feeling I'm interrupting!)

Needs a rope to tie up those Huff 'em up Scuff 'em up Billy goat jeans...

 

[Jada59]

(My...I get the feeling I'm interrupting!)

Needs a rope to tie up those Huff 'em up Scuff 'em up Billy goat jeans...

Is eager to try ice cream made from goat's milk cream.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Is eager to try ice cream made from goat's milk cream.

As long as cake goes with it!

Takes milk baths... literally...gallons and gallons of vitamins A&D milk is used for her baths.

 

[de_valmont]

As long as cake goes with it!

Melts in the hot outside, being even more creamy.

 

[Jada59]

Melts in the hot outside, being even more creamy.

Wears a wig.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Wears a wig.

This little kitty wears a jet black toupee...

 

[de_valmont]

Wears a wig.

pretends to lie comfy and calm in her human tom-cat's lap and enjoys the rough sea from the pulsating, swelling underground, and never lies still.

 

[de_valmont]

This little kitty wears a jet black toupee...

sorry, did't not want to skip you.

sprayed the walls in her house with orgy and nude scenes.

 

[PrincepsCyberius]

sorry, did't not want to skip you.

sprayed the walls in her house with orgy and nude scenes.

He is named after the hotel in which his parents conceived him.

 

[angelofthenorth]

He is named after the hotel in which his parents conceived him.

he's not Roman at all, he's Greek

 

[EmpressJosephine]

he's not Roman at all, he's Greek

She has lived her whole life in Tierra del Fuego.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

She has lived her whole life in Tierra del Fuego.

Has 57 lovers. You would too if you were an Empress.

 

[ydahecnot]

Takes “will make love to you for hours” far too literally...owww!

 

[JerseyJade]

Takes “will make love to you for hours” far too literally...owww!

He's allergic to the sun.

 

[Scotty13]

He's allergic to the sun.

She's actually my neighbor, but doesn't know it.

Wouldn't you like to be my neighbor too

 

[hotcpu]

She's actually my neighbor, but doesn't know it.

Wouldn't you like to be my neighbor too

Want's to be called Grizzly

 

[neakman]

Want's to be called Grizzly

uses the buttons on his shirts for bingo markers.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

uses the buttons on his shirts for bingo markers.

Goes through three bics a week for that chest!

 

[JerseyJade]

Goes through three bics a week for that chest!

He's constantly having to deal with static electricity, especially in his hair

 

[hotcpu]

He's constantly having to deal with static electricity, especially in his hair

Always having guys follow her through the mall

 

[neakman]

He's constantly having to deal with static electricity, especially in his hair

is really 83 years old.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

is really 83 years old.

Gets waxed often because he likes to feel the pain.