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Has issues hammering....his....COORDINATION....yeah, that's it...is off kilter...
Made up with Jerry but Ben is in the doghouse
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Made up with Jerry but Ben is in the doghouse
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Has an entire closet of nothing but white button-down shirts.
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Has worn a merkin to a nude beach.
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Tries to build sandcastles on the local sand volleyball court
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Has fantasies of Beast and Mystique doing the horizontal mambo.
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Wants to be painted blue so she can live the fantasy too
Smiling just like his avatar in deep thought about that very thing he mentioned.
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Is really a psychic who gives winning lottery numbers to homeless people.
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Wants to be painted blue so she can live the fantasy too
Used to be completely hairless until he started going to the Hair Club for men. He went for some very aggressive treatments
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I thought these are supposed to be baseless
Loves the fact the edit profile function is broken, as do I.
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Is always the first to put up holiday decorations and everyone in his neighborhood feels ridiculous driving past his always decorated house.
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He has a few minutes delay in his schematics of things....hopefully the females won't lose interest...
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Has to telecommute and work from home because she doesn’t believe in wearing anything more than panties.
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Once dated Jimmy "JJ" Walker
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And I’m still late, but she finds it especially intriguing
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Made a cameo appearance in Deadpool 2.
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The 50 Shades of Gray series was too PG for her. She was an extra on the Sex Chronicles set.
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Wrote an episode of "The Red Shoe Diaries", based on her real life.
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He knows what happened to Bigfoot. He's holding out for more money from the National Inquirer.
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She knows what happened to with Stormy Daniels. She's holding out for more money from Penthouse Letters
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He can sing every song from “Frozen” on key and has some dance moves to coordinate.
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Goes to run errands looking just like her avatar.
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