Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Deleted member 3041612]

Is a big time Barry Manilow fan.

Her avatar has the look of just swallowing a hairball.

 

[hotcpu]

Her avatar has the look of just swallowing a hairball.

She only likes Ben can't stand Jerry

 

[Jada59]

She only likes Ben can't stand Jerry

Hehehe. He isn't really hot at all or even human. He's a flesh toned ice sculpture.

 

[Scotty13]

Hehehe. He isn't really hot at all or even human. He's a flesh toned ice sculpture.

She thinks elevator muzak is the best ever

 

[ydahecnot]

Has never been beamed up

 

[hotcpu]

It's really always raining where he lives

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

It's really always raining where he lives

As you can tell by the shine, he like to dance in the rain...in Speedos, sometimes nothing at all...

 

[talkeasy5813]

She invented toothpaste

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She invented toothpaste

Flashes the grocery cashier in line for discounts on her groceries.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Has adopted a new diet where she only eats ice cream with chopsticks.

Specializes in dick picks.

 

[JerseyJade]

Specializes in dick picks.

She owns and manages an adult sex store. I'm seriously considering your job offer btw

 

[BadAmy]

She owns and manages an adult sex store. I'm seriously considering your job offer btw

Last seen in the upper east side.

 

[hotcpu]

She's secretly the wind beneath Bette Midler's wings.

MOONLights as a short order cook

 

[LiteralLily]

MOONLights as a short order cook

I don't know enough about them to be able to determine if something would be a lie or not.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

I don't know enough about them to be able to determine if something would be a lie or not.

Is often times not literal at all.

 

[SlvrTongueDevil]

Is often times not literal at all.

While very erotic, rarely is she "yours"!

 

[LiteralLily]

While very erotic, rarely is she "yours"!

They didn't join literotica in 2004.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

While very erotic, rarely is she "yours"!

He is the shyest person I ever met here.

 

[SlvrTongueDevil]

He is the shyest person I ever met here.

Her favorite flavor is really vanilla.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Her favorite flavor is really vanilla.

Became reality challeged after winning Survivor.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Became reality challeged after winning Survivor.

Always gets handbags and knickers mixed up!

Forever losing her car keys!

 

[4nk8]

Always gets handbags and knickers mixed up!

Forever losing her car keys!

Saw him wearing a monkey suit performing tricks for caeser

 

[Jada59]

Saw him wearing a monkey suit performing tricks for caeser

Likes to hang out at the dollar store, asking the prices of things,

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Likes to hang out at the dollar store, asking the prices of things,

Wolf whistles workman then shouts show us you butt crack to see how they like it!

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Wolf whistles workman then shouts show us you butt crack to see how they like it!

Has a pet weasel.