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Takes milk baths.
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Knows that it's not the CPU that can explode in a computer if it gets too hot, but a... a ... I don't know - I work at an IT company, but most of what they tell me is nerd-gibberish.
When really trying to impress a female his voice goes deep like this:
https://youtu.be/tB54XUhA9_w
Panties, bloomers, thongs just be flying!
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Is incorrect if she thinks that my voice is the only thing that goes deep...
Barry's awesome...
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Is incorrect if she thinks that my voice is the only thing that goes deep...
Barry's awesome...
Knew you'd like...
In the Guinness Book of World Records for his women's undies collection. He collects from every mate.
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Won't admit how many pairs of her panties she's donated to my 'cause'.
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I'm an Angel...dusting off the layers of dust and adjusted the crooked halo.His cause....the feed me, I'm hungry HBergeron foundation of only one recipient.... himself
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His cause....the feed me, I'm hungry HBergeron foundation of only one recipient.... himself
Won't admit she's the principle donor...
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Likes to serve people a traditional wedge salad but with a little surprise. He carefully hollows out a bit of the wedge then inserts a juicy tomato and replaces the piece that he removed. So when they cut into it, it squirts.
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Runs a boarding house for minor league soccer players. Their bathrooms are riddled with peep holes.
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Wears that outfit into the courtroom as a defense attorney. He loses many of his cases. Can't figure out why.
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Takes themselves far too seriously.
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Flies by the seat of her underwear that she's holding...
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Holds their pint of ice creme out in the sun allowing it to melt before consuming it.
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Has a panty fetish
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Has a thing for wookies.
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Is all mine!
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Is a hoarder.
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Lies...not real things. Gawd I need to throw things away more often. They are just things!!!
Shit this got deep.
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Has the actual imperial standard of "deep shit" at his house so he knows exactly how much it is.
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Hangs all of his attractive, button-down checkered shirts on wire hangers.
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Masons are in training all over Asia Minor to refurbish her.
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