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Favorite candy is any flavor of Tootsie Roll Pops
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Favorite candy is any flavor of Tootsie Roll Pops
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Loves to clean house in a suit while listening to 80's hair metal. Room by room, the clothes come off and are folded into little squares and hidden in couch cushions and under mattresses. Finally, the underwear is put on a lampshade as he does a wailin' guitar solo.
True story.
True story.
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Is an elaborate storyteller.
Believes other people's stories.
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Liesssss! Oh, wait...
*I* heard that Erotically_Yours likes to sit at home and play Zelda while wearing her Hyrule tunic and frantically swinging her Korok shield and eating Corn Nuts.
So there.
*I* heard that Erotically_Yours likes to sit at home and play Zelda while wearing her Hyrule tunic and frantically swinging her Korok shield and eating Corn Nuts.
So there.
Is an elaborate storyteller.
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Liesssss! Oh, wait...
*I* heard that Erotically_Yours likes to sit at home and play Zelda while wearing her Hyrule tunic and frantically swinging her Korok shield and eating Corn Nuts.
So there.
Has never played Zelda in her life. Nope, not once.
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Doesn't know a phillips from a flat head screwdriver.
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Still watches Pokemon and has a crush on Ash Ketchum.
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This Litster carves statues of puppies into bars of Dove soap. But you didn't hear that from me.
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Collecting 101 kittens to make a ............. it's too terrible for words!
Keeps wetting his finger and sticking it in the sockets....now his hair is permanently like that.
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Was one of the stars of the movie Cats and Dogs...
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Hangs out at Dairy Queen.
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Holding back a big bellied belch...
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Knows the difference between a flat head and a Phillips head screwdriver because she does A LOT of screwing.
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Hey! I know my power tools. Home Depot is my playground.
Has issues hammering....his....COORDINATION....yeah, that's it...is off kilter...
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