Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[JerseyJade]

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[GoldRogue]

She

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Ain't even from Jersey.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Ain't even from Jersey.

Looked into JJ to be sure of his claim.

 

[Cymru6969]

Looked into JJ to be sure of his claim.

Had that factory air installed at Jiffy Lube.

 

[Scotty13]

Had that factory air installed at Jiffy Lube.

Believes that the world will end after the last episode of Game Of Thrones Season 8

 

[Gamine67]

Curator of the LIT “Up Kilt” photo collection.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Curator of the LIT “Up Kilt” photo collection.

Walks barefoot everywhere she goes.

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Walks barefoot everywhere she goes.

...is mine in a very non-erotic way.

 

[DarkSimian]

Walks barefoot everywhere she goes.

Is actually wearing granny panties under that dress

 

[JerseyJade]

Is actually wearing granny panties under that dress

He hasn't shaved in 20 years.

 

[TheFirmHand80]

He hasn't shaved in 20 years.

...is actually afraid of Guidos.

 

[DarkSimian]

...is actually afraid of Guidos.

Is limp wristed

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Is limp wristed

...is pale AF

 

[DarkSimian]

...is pale AF

^^^ not a lie.

Has never read "The Firm" by John Grisham

 

[Erotically_Yours]

^^^ not a lie.

Has never read "The Firm" by John Grisham

Spends the first hour of his day vacuuming his bed after all the hair he sheds.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Spends the first hour of his day vacuuming his bed after all the hair he sheds.

Does not go out in sunlight!

 

[Gamine67]

Could have patented the first silicone solidifier but traded the application for five magic beans.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Could have patented the first silicone solidifier but traded the application for five magic beans.

Doesn't leave footprints in the sand

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Doesn't leave footprints in the sand

Sticks a penny into an electric outlet every day to perfect his look.

 

[FortybutNice]

Sticks a penny into an electric outlet every day to perfect his look.

Wets her knickers

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Wets her knickers

He's fifty and a bad tempered shit

 

[Guyblue82]

He's fifty and a bad tempered shit

He also uses gel to spike his pubes

 

[Erotically_Yours]

He also uses gel to spike his pubes

Is more of a red guy than a blue guy.

 

[Guyblue82]

Is more of a red guy than a blue guy.

Lies her panties off

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Lies her panties off

Keeps his hip hugger panties on...