neakman
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sings opera in the shower every morning.
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sings opera in the shower every morning.
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Wears Speedos in the shower...
neakman
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switches the hot water to cold water in the shower at the end so her nipples will harden and protrude.
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He's very shy. In public he won't show skin. Wears toilet paper around the exposed skin parts.
neakman
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She lives on a nudist colony and is the director of entertainment.
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Hates walking on the beach
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It takes 15,982 AA batteries to make him go.
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Knows a thing or two about batteries.
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Uses her panties as a handbag for smaller items
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He hasn't smiled in over 20 years.
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It disgusts her to think of her mouth being used for pleasure...
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Shouts at the top of her voice HURRY UP at little old ladies walking slowly!
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Even fleas won't go near him
She gets fifty dollars to make you holler, she gets paid to do the wild thing
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She gets fifty dollars to make you holler, she gets paid to do the wild thing
His butterfly buns are delicious
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Her sister is the devil of the south.
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She never actually wears panties, she just walks around with a pair in her hand
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She never actually wears panties, she just walks around with a pair in her hand
Doesn't actually own any shirts
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He's still working on being leash trained.
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She's an expert at watersports.
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Once got his ass kicked by a group of billy goats
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Thinks bi-curious has to do with an interest in bicycles
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After failing to capture wookies, has since moved on to hunting Metroids.
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