Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[base10]

Only buys drink bottles that look like dildos. Oh, wait...

Only buys dildos that look like alien tentacles

 

[DeckardNYC]

Only buys dildos that look like alien tentacles

Has the largest didlo collection east of the Mississippi

 

[alwaysaway]

Has the largest didlo collection east of the Mississippi

Scuba dives to river floors to retrieve old, discarded sex toys... calls them “fixer uppers”. Re-sells on eBay.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Scuba dives to river floors to retrieve old, discarded sex toys... calls them “fixer uppers”. Re-sells on eBay.

She's my best customer for my refurbished sex toys

 

[alwaysaway]

She's my best customer for my refurbished sex toys

Loses customers quickly when he states he will only hand deliver.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Loses customers quickly when he states he will only hand deliver.

Bravely took my hand delivery and is now a repeat customer.

 

[AssfuckBrenda]

Bravely took my hand delivery and is now a repeat customer.

Is currently filming Blade Runner 3

 

[QuietCanadian]

Actually hates anal and her name is really Karen.

Once moonwalked... on the actual moon.

 

[Bellissa]

Once moonwalked... on the actual moon.

He is actually loud and an American...

 

[HarperValley]

He is actually loud and an American...

Thats not her in the chair...its her sister who she tied there for fun two weeks ago...

 

[DeckardNYC]

Thats not her in the chair...its her sister who she tied there for fun two weeks ago...

Took over the PTA, and turned it into a prostitution ring.

 

[DarkSimian]

He's a time traveler searching for his next sexy companion.

Is planning on opening up her own IndieSoul soul food restaurant in New Orleans

 

[DarkSimian]

He volunteers his services to the needy and undersexed.

Wants to have my baby, as long as it doesn't involve any of that icky "sex" stuff

 

[neakman]

Wants to have my baby, as long as it doesn't involve any of that icky "sex" stuff

calls his barber his "groomer"

 

[Gamine67]

He volunteers his services to the needy and undersexed.

Refers to her Chucks as Victoria because they are straight laced.

(I’m so late I better see a doctor)

 

[JJonah]

Refers to her Chucks as Victoria because they are straight laced.

(I’m so late I better see a doctor)

Is always Janey On The Spot with these kinds of threads.

 

[JJonah]

Is guilty of wearing crocs and socks.

Knows all about my footwear choices.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Knows all about my footwear choices.

He's from Oyster Bay, Long Island, and started saying oyster vey when he was small. The aunts loved it so much that 43 years later he still can't stop.

 

[neakman]

He's from Oyster Bay, Long Island, and started saying oyster vey when he was small. The aunts loved it so much that 43 years later he still can't stop.

is actually the FedEx fast talking guy.

 

[DeckardNYC]

is actually the FedEx fast talking guy.

Last one using snail mail

 

[neakman]

Last one using snail mail

is waiting to book the first train ticket to Hawaii when AOC's Green New Deal goes through.

 

[JJonah]

is waiting to book the first train ticket to Hawaii when AOC's Green New Deal goes through.

He dyes his ear-hair white so that people will think he’s old and venerable, like Yoda.

 

[neakman]

He dyes his ear-hair white so that people will think he’s old and venerable, like Yoda.

thought Drain-O was for controlling ear hair. Now you need to speak to him really loudly.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

thought Drain-O was for controlling ear hair. Now you need to speak to him really loudly.

He refuses to admit he has a problem. He doesn't pass out, he says, he just falls asleep.

 

[JJonah]

She lives in an enchanted swamp.