base10
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Only buys drink bottles that look like dildos. Oh, wait...
Only buys dildos that look like alien tentacles
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Only buys drink bottles that look like dildos. Oh, wait...
Only buys dildos that look like alien tentacles
Has the largest didlo collection east of the Mississippi
Scuba dives to river floors to retrieve old, discarded sex toys... calls them “fixer uppers”. Re-sells on eBay.
She's my best customer for my refurbished sex toys
Loses customers quickly when he states he will only hand deliver.
Bravely took my hand delivery and is now a repeat customer.
Actually hates anal and her name is really Karen.
Once moonwalked... on the actual moon.
He is actually loud and an American...
Thats not her in the chair...its her sister who she tied there for fun two weeks ago...
He's a time traveler searching for his next sexy companion.
He volunteers his services to the needy and undersexed.
Wants to have my baby, as long as it doesn't involve any of that icky "sex" stuff
He volunteers his services to the needy and undersexed.
Refers to her Chucks as Victoria because they are straight laced.
(I’m so late I better see a doctor)
Is guilty of wearing crocs and socks.
Knows all about my footwear choices.
He's from Oyster Bay, Long Island, and started saying oyster vey when he was small. The aunts loved it so much that 43 years later he still can't stop.
is actually the FedEx fast talking guy.
Last one using snail mail
is waiting to book the first train ticket to Hawaii when AOC's Green New Deal goes through.
He dyes his ear-hair white so that people will think he’s old and venerable, like Yoda.
thought Drain-O was for controlling ear hair. Now you need to speak to him really loudly.