Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[dashie33]

Has the country of Antarctica tattooed under the hair on his back.

Is actually more nougat-y than caramel-y. Based on my not-inconsiderable licking experience.

 

[DarkSimian]

Has the country of Antarctica tattooed under the hair on his back.

Named her thighs "Thanksgiving" and "Christmas" so you can come between the holidays

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Is actually more nougat-y than caramel-y. Based on my not-inconsiderable licking experience.

That's some tongue stretching from the Netherlands to Maryland. You will have instant fans after this post...

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Named her thighs "Thanksgiving" and "Christmas" so you can come between the holidays

Uses Saran wrap since the prices went up on condoms.

 

[DarkSimian]

Uses Saran wrap since the prices went on condoms.

Wants to start a "Hand-jobs Across America" charity event

 

[kurrginatorX]

Wants to start a "Hand-jobs Across America" charity event

He asks for the largest condoms in the store, then he buys rubber bands to hold them in place.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He asks for the largest condoms in the store, then he buys rubber bands to hold them in place.

Volunteers at the sperm bank every day to be a donor, but they always tell him to go home.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Volunteers at the sperm bank every day to be a donor, but they always tell him to go home.

Volunteered at the local sperm bank to ensure quality control, but all those empty vials were reason enough for his dismissal.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Volunteered at the local sperm bank to ensure quality control, but all those empty vials were reason enough for his dismissal.

He's such the eager beaver hunter, he's been denied so much he's beginning to offer his services at nursing homes.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He's such the eager beaver hunter, he's been denied so much he's beginning to offer his services at nursing homes.

Hey, I've actually thought about that.

She "falls down" in grocery stores hoping to get a settlement since this whole lotto thing isn't working out for her.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Hey, I've actually thought about that.

She "falls down" in grocery stores hoping to get a settlement since this whole lotto thing isn't working out for her.

His inner vision of himself is to be Chili Palmer in Get Shorty

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

His inner vision of himself is to be Chili Palmer in Get Shorty

His goal in life is to create snazzy haircuts for Chihuahuas.

 

[DeckardNYC]

His goal in life is to create snazzy haircuts for Chihuahuas.

She has a dance pole in her basement and practices every night, hoping someday to be on stage.

 

[alwaysaway]

She has a dance pole in her basement and practices every night, hoping someday to be on stage.

Has to wear mittens when he eats a Big Mac.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has to wear mittens when he eats a Big Mac.

Will not go through rotating doors, she is afraid they will get stuck with her inside.

 

[alwaysaway]

Will not go through rotating doors, she is afraid they will get stuck with her inside.

Sticks his chewed up gum onto the knee of whoever is sitting next to him.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Sticks his chewed up gum onto the knee of whoever is sitting next to him.

Carried that damned umbrella around for ten years with the hopes that she would be cast as the next Mary Poppins.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Carried that damned umbrella around for ten years with the hopes that she would be cast as the next Mary Poppins.

Practiced with his own umbrella for ten years, hoping to be the next Mary Poppins.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Was once arrested for littering in the park and was so annoyed about it, showed up in court to get the ticket invalidated. While arguing his case, crumpled up the ticket and threw it in the trash can, but missed - was found guilty.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Streaked naked through the courts during March Madness... fell right as he was making his escape... security had their hands full

 

[CamronsInsider]

Streaked naked through the courts during March Madness... fell right as he was making his escape... security had their hands full

Boy did they have their hands full..... You and I both thinking about streaking today!!!

She has a special relationship with her UPS man, because he's always bringing her large packages.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Boy did they have their hands full..... You and I both thinking about streaking today!!!

She has a special relationship with her UPS man, because he's always bringing her large packages.

*my ex-neighbor divorced her husband and married the UPS man -- I guess UPS delivers!*

Owns the majority shares of Dickins Cider.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Works in product testing at Doc Johnson - has been electrocuted at work 5 times this year.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Works in product testing at Doc Johnson - has been electrocuted at work 5 times this year.

Sprays water on his sidewalk on cold nights so he can watch people slip and fall the next day.

 

[DarkSimian]

Sprays water on his sidewalk on cold nights so he can watch people slip and fall the next day.

Has a love/ hate relationship with the ATM at the strip club