Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[kurrginatorX]

Needs a flashlight, a mirror and heavy duty clippers to groom his pubes.

She gave up life in the private sector to become the vigilante Lady Flatula

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She gave up life in the private sector to become the vigilante Lady Flatula

He should know. He's my sidekick, Shit Boy.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He should know. He's my sidekick, Shit Boy.

Got her start selling Florida swamp land to unsuspecting northerners.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Got her start selling Florida swamp land to unsuspecting northerners.

Likes going to the circus ‘cause he has this “thing” for clowns.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Likes going to the circus ‘cause he has this “thing” for clowns.

He's deathly scared of chinchillas.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He's deathly scared of chinchillas.

Actually lactose intolerant.

 

[rlaflamme]

Actually lactose intolerant.

Always uses the motorized shopping cart and "accidentally" bumps into people.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Always uses the motorized shopping cart and "accidentally" bumps into people.

Never been to an amusement park, as he's not tall enough for any of the rides

 

[kurrginatorX]

Won the "Masturbator" award, but he tells people it's a typo and should read "Master Baiter" because he is such a good fisherman.

 

[dashie33]

Won the "Masturbator" award, but he tells people it's a typo and should read "Master Baiter" because he is such a good fisherman.

Secretly wants to talk dirty to Deck and LaFlamme which is why he posts after them every single time.

 

[rlaflamme]

Secretly wants to talk dirty to Deck and LaFlamme which is why he posts after them every single time.

Has 4 accounts and sends out messages to people with those before using this one just to feel them out first.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Has 4 accounts and uses the first three to send himself daily affirmations

 

[dashie33]

Has 4 accounts and uses the first three to send himself daily affirmations

Has twenty-six accounts for every letter of the alphabet.

 

[kurrginatorX]

She knows there are 26 letters in the alphabet, but she can name only seven.

 

[dashie33]

She knows there are 26 letters in the alphabet, but she can name only seven.

This is for LIES, genius. Purple is a letter, right?

 

[rlaflamme]

This is for LIES, genius. Purple is a letter, right?

Always showers completely clothed.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Always showers completely clothed.

Was driven out of Mars University for lewd and lascivious acts.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Was driven out of Mars University for lewd and lascivious acts.

Likes to film Martians performing lewd and lascivious acts.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Once was in charge of the reprinting of a very large book collection. But found the task repetitive and left to pursue his dream of conquering the Alps.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Has sworn off women forever now that he owns a Real Doll sex doll.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Has sworn off women forever now that he owns a Real Doll sex doll.

He's an IS fighter, posting from a refuge camp somewhere in Syria. He's hoping his trail of normal seeming posts will show the government he is rehabilitated.

 

[Taegul]

Wears a belt around his head and calls himself Rambo.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Wears a belt around his head and calls himself Rambo.

Had the hots for his shop teacher in junior high. Something about him only having three fingers on his right hand was really a turn on.

 

[DarkSimian]

Had the hots for his shop teacher in junior high. Something about him only having three fingers on his right hand was really a turn on.

Is in a feud with both Papa John and Papa Smurf

 

[PapaRomantic]

Is in a feud with both Papa John and Papa Smurf

Combed out his beard the other day and discovered that two sparrows had built a nest inside.