Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[kurrginatorX]

Combed out his beard the other day and discovered that two sparrows had built a nest inside.

He's that uncle at family reunions who never stands to dance. He just sits and moves one leg in and out while yelling, "Yeah, boy. That's how we did it back in the day."

 

[DeckardNYC]

He's that uncle at family reunions who never stands to dance. He just sits and moves one leg in and out while yelling, "Yeah, boy. That's how we did it back in the day."

He eats more chicken than any man ever seen.

 

[DarkSimian]

He eats more chicken than any man ever seen.

Always keeps change in his pockets, so when he jerks off, he jingles

 

[rlaflamme]

Always keeps change in his pockets, so when he jerks off, he jingles

Has slowly worked on carving his ears so they are pointed.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Has slowly worked on carving his ears so they are pointed.

His Martian ray gun is fake, it doesn't really work.

 

[rlaflamme]

His Martian ray gun is fake, it doesn't really work.

Has been trying to break into the Martian factory for years.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Has been trying to break into the Martian factory for years.

His Martian factory is actually in China.

 

[rlaflamme]

His Martian factory is actually in China.

Cannot keep a secret, even the secret location of a wonderful factory.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Has been trying to break into the Martian factory for years.

He's so mean that he caught himself giving himself a dirty look in the mirror so he kicked his own ass.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He's so mean that he caught himself giving himself a dirty look in the mirror so he kicked his own ass.

Can only stand himself in the dark. He, can't take the sunlighted vision of himself.

 

[rlaflamme]

Can only stand himself in the dark. He, can't take the sunlighted vision of himself.

Often poses in front of a mirror and blows herself kisses.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Often poses in front of a mirror and blows herself kisses.

Doesn't have a mirror. Isn't that obvious?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Doesn't have a mirror. Isn't that obvious?

LARPs Animal Farm: The XXX Edition

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Was once one with the shadows, but he finally remembered to buy a light bulb.

 

[dashie33]

Was once one with the shadows, but he finally remembered to buy a light bulb.

Despite his username, he's never actually READ the Kama Sutra.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Despite his username, he's never actually READ the Kama Sutra.

She has read the Kama Sutra--Well, she has looked at the pictures, anyway.

 

[DeckardNYC]

She has read the Kama Sutra--Well, she has looked at the pictures, anyway.

He thinks the Kama Sutra was written in Haight Ashbury in 1967, the Summer of Love.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He thinks the Kama Sutra was written in Haight Ashbury in 1967, the Summer of Love.

Woke up this morning with a quarter on his chest and a hurt jaw.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Woke up this morning with a quarter on his chest and a hurt jaw.

Doesn't read books anymore. Prefers the ones with pictures because the trifocals hurt his corneas reading the tiny prints.

 

[DarkSimian]

Doesn't read books anymore. Prefers the ones with pictures because the trifocals hurt his corneas reading the tiny prints.

Has a treasure map tattooed on her body, with X marking the spot of her booty

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has a treasure map tattooed on her body, with X marking the spot of her booty

I modeled mine after yours. Yes, under that fur a treasure map awaits...but yours is in front.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I modeled mine after yours. Yes, under that fur a treasure map awaits...but yours is in front.

She has a collection of pics of different dog poos from her neighborhood. Her idea is to turn these into a children's pop-up book.

 

[DarkSimian]

I modeled mine after yours. Yes, under that fur a treasure map awaits...but yours is in front.

Majored in English so she could tutor young college guys and help them straighten out their Longfellow

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She has a collection of pics of different dog poos from her neighborhood. Her idea is to turn these into a children's pop-up book.

No, I'll be making it specifically for you with your blind crazy eyed self...

(Nothing but luv for ya hun)

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Majored in English so she could tutor young college guys and help them straighten out their Longfellow

Has the country of Antarctica tattooed under the hair on his back.