Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[MattWolf]

He shakes every bottle and can of soda on the shelf every time he goes to the grocery store.

Is jealous, because somebody shook up the drinks cans before he could do it.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Is jealous, because somebody shook up the drinks cans before he could do it.

Due to his high legume and cabbage diet, he is responsible for most of the methane warming the UK.

 

[Xerxes82]

Operates an underground nightclub in New York and plays nothing but polka music

Got married at a nudist resort wearing nothing but 8 inch platform heels.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Got married at a nudist resort wearing nothing but 8 inch platform heels.

Is a roadie for dread zeppelin

 

[Taegul]

He taught Donald Trump how to play golf.

And grab women by the pussy...

 

[kurrginatorX]

The reason he is smiling is because he is masturbating as he takes the picture.

 

[rlaflamme]

The reason he is smiling is because he is masturbating as he takes the picture.

Is intensely watching Teagul.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Is intensely watching Teagul.

He was hoping to watch some man on man action with the two above him.

 

[rlaflamme]

He was hoping to watch some man on man action with the two above him.

I wiggling in her seat a lot right now....

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I wiggling in her seat a lot right now....

About to use Marvin's helmet to do some cleaning.

 

[Jada59]

I wiggling in her seat a lot right now....

Is under her seat, poking her.

 

[Trouble_maker]

Watched every episode of Bobs Burger without a bathroom break.

 

[kurrginatorX]

When he goes to a whorehouse, he asks for a "Whopper with cheese."

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Watched every episode of Bobs Burger without a bathroom break.

Wears his sunglasses at night.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

When he goes to a whorehouse, he asks for a "Whopper with cheese."

He goes to that same whorehouse demanding 5 star service when asking for the $1 special. Then asks if they have layaway plans.

 

[DarkSimian]

He goes to that same whorehouse demanding 5 star service when asking for the $1 special. Then asks if they have layaway plans.

She's the reason I've been gone so long; she had me tied up in bed, "Misery" style...

 

[rlaflamme]

She's the reason I've been gone so long; she had me tied up in bed, "Misery" style...

Was gone so long because he was learning all about rope play and got himself stuck.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

He is the reason why I go to Toontown on the weekends...

 

[jasonmason]

He is the reason why I go to Toontown on the weekends...

Is actually a naked female mud wrestler

 

[kurrginatorX]

Is actually a naked female mud wrestler

Just finished writing his first novel "This is my paddle, this is my prick: I can use both when I'm on the crick."

 

[DeckardNYC]

Just finished writing his first novel "This is my paddle, this is my prick: I can use both when I'm on the crick."

Wishes he knew how to read so he could read Jason's tome.

 

[DarkSimian]

Wishes he knew how to read so he could read Jason's tome.

Asked a genie to give him "a little head" to disasterous results

 

[DeckardNYC]

Asked a genie to give him "a little head" to disasterous results

Carries fake ID's -- to show he is 20 years younger then he actually is.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He volunteers at "Suicide Hotline" and dares the callers to end it all.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He volunteers at "Suicide Hotline" and dares the callers to end it all.

Needs a flashlight, a mirror and heavy duty clippers to groom his pubes.