Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[JerseyJade]

For the last 20 years he has kept a mousetrap at home baited with one of his teeth. He'll catch that damn tooth fairy someday if it's the last thing he does.

The Easter Bunny doesn't stop at his house anymore because he kept putting out milk and cookies instead of a carrot. What a loser.

He has dents in his head, that's why he wears that skull cap hat.

Chef Boyardee blocked her on facebook because she makes a better spaghetti and tomato sauce dinner than him.

 

[Trouble_maker]

The Easter Bunny doesn't stop at his house anymore because he kept putting out milk and cookies instead of a carrot. What a loser.

Whenever she visits peoples houses she steals one and only one antique photograph.

 

[JerseyJade]

Whenever she visits peoples houses she steals one and only one antique photograph.

He's my best customer when it comes to selling stolen antique photographs.

 

[Taegul]

He's my best customer when it comes to selling stolen antique photographs.

She promises nude selfies then sends pictures of her bare elbow.

 

[Series 6]

She promises nude selfies then sends pictures of her bare elbow.

Has acquired a fetish for bare elbows

 

[starrynightin64]

Has acquired a fetish for bare elbows

kidnapped by series 1 -5

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has acquired a fetish for bare elbows

Once fell in love with a underwear model, but she was very 2 dimensional

 

[kurrginatorX]

Angry because he was just downgraded to "Smallest penis in the universe." Yup, even ol' Jiminy Cricket has more wood than he.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Angry because he was just downgraded to "Smallest penis in the universe." Yup, even ol' Jiminy Cricket has more wood than he.

Drives a 1974 Pinto.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Drives a 1974 Pinto.

My very first car was a 1971 Pinto.

Cries after sex, only because he still doesn't fully understand it.

 

[DeckardNYC]

My very first car was a 1971 Pinto.

Cries after sex, only because he still doesn't fully understand it.

*I confess, I had a 74*

There's actually a team of kurrginators deep in an underground computer room, working hard to respond to every thread on lit

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

*I confess, I had a 74*

There's actually a team of kurrginators deep in an underground computer room, working hard to respond to every thread on lit

Is thematically centered, his profile pic will reflect a every evolving monochromatic pallet.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Is thematically centered, his profile pic will reflect a every evolving monochromatic pallet.

Is thematically centered, his profile pic will reflect a every evolving monochromatic pallet, too.

 

[gentold]

Is thematically centered, his profile pic will reflect a every evolving monochromatic pallet, too.

Causes way too many toes to curl

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Causes way too many toes to curl

Is afraid to touch tips

 

[DeckardNYC]

Is afraid to touch tips

Feeds his cat dog food

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Feeds his cat dog food

Has forgotten for the past 14 years to feed his pet turtle speedy.

 

[gentold]

Has forgotten for the past 14 years to feed his pet turtle speedy.

a self fellatio expert

 

[MattWolf]

a self fellatio expert

Once after failing to cum during masturbation cut off his own hand in annoyance.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Once after failing to cum during masturbation cut off his own hand in annoyance.

Has contemplated the mating behavior of the platypus

 

[MattWolf]

Has contemplated the mating behavior of the platypus

Oh that's no lie. Who hasn't? How do they kiss with those bills

Had to look up how to spell platypus...

 

[Bellissa]

Oh that's no lie. Who hasn't? How do they kiss with those bills

Had to look up how to spell platypus...

Failed his eleven-plus.

 

[dashie33]

Failed his eleven-plus.

Was told to sit in that chair and face the wall until they learned their lesson. Twenty years later and they're still at it ...

 

[rlaflamme]

Was told to sit in that chair and face the wall until they learned their lesson. Twenty years later and they're still at it ...

Her favorite game ever is Duck, Duck, Goose.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Her favorite game ever is Duck, Duck, Goose.

Has 25 cats just so he can say, "Man, I've got pussy all over the place."