Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[kurrginatorX]

Had a childhood dream of growing up to be a dog catcher and eventually got the job, but somehow got locked in the truck on the second day and they had to lay him off.

I actually was an animal control officer for eight months.

Is so afraid of flying he took a boat to France.

Practices being Spider-Man by sitting in his room "web-shooting" all day.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I actually was an animal control officer for eight months.



Practices being Spider-Man by sitting in his room "web-shooting" all day.

He's been arrested many times for peeping into people's homes, and now he's admitted peeping into mine.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He's been arrested many times for peeping into people's homes, and now he's admitted peeping into mine.

He's an exhibitionist and a pathological liar. He likes to be watched but he's in denial about it.

 

[neakman]

He's an exhibitionist and a pathological liar. He likes to be watched but he's in denial about it.

was almost chosen as the lead for the Exorcist movie.

 

[zydrate]

he respects women

 

[default24]

She's batwoman/girl... Batlady

 

[Gamine67]

Men’s lingerie model

 

[kurrginatorX]

Men's Lingerie Model (heeheehee)

 

[rlaflamme]

Men's Lingerie Model (heeheehee)

Has spent the whole night looking for men's lingerie.

 

[Jada59]

Has spent the whole night looking for men's lingerie.

Roasts his chestnuts over an open fire.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Roasts his chestnuts over an open fire.

Recently released from jail for roasting Chet's nuts on an open fire.

 

[Jada59]

Recently released from jail for roasting Chet's nuts on an open fire.

Is wishing he was at my fire pit.

 

[rlaflamme]

Is wishing he was at my fire pit.

Invites people to her fire pit and send them home a bit changed.

 

[dashie33]

Invites people to her fire pit and send them home a bit changed.

Has a basement kitted-out like the bridge of the Enterprise. He plays all the parts.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has a basement kitted-out like the bridge of the Enterprise. He plays all the parts.

Spreads cheerios near her door at night so she knows if anyone tried to enter.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Spreads cheerios near her door at night so she knows if anyone tried to enter.

Masturbates to wildlife sex videos.

 

[rlaflamme]

Masturbates to wildlife sex videos.

Searches for wildlife sex to record and post on his personal site.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Searches for wildlife sex to record and post on his personal site.

His bucket list includes sex with a wild animal...dead or alive.

 

[kurrginatorX]

His bucket list includes sex with a wild animal...dead or alive.

His idea of watching porn is ogling cow udders

 

[Taegul]

He was charged by a buffalo when he got to close while looking for its wings.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He was charged by a buffalo when he got to close while looking for its wings.

Is under a restraining order preventing him from attending major league sports games.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Is under a restraining order preventing him from attending major league sports games.

Hides near the lingerie section at Wal-Mart and whenever a geriatric stops to browse the bras and panties he pops out and gives them okie-dokies.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Hides near the lingerie section at Wal-Mart and whenever a geriatric stops to browse the bras and panties he pops out and gives them okie-dokies.

He is seen keeping the night light on since he's never grown out of that since the Freddy Krueger movies.

 

[gentold]

He is seen keeping the night light on since he's never grown out of that since the Freddy Krueger movies.

Currently purring after being eaten

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Currently purring after being eaten

(Not this night, I'm sick)

He's a soccer announcer that also announces at Bar Mitzvahs in the same way.