DeckardNYC
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Dec 31, 2018
- Posts
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Has been trying to turn into a butterfly, but just can't formulate the right serum.
Desperately wants to be a dominated inion, but is afraid of what his friends and family will say.
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Has been trying to turn into a butterfly, but just can't formulate the right serum.
Constantly does an Austin Powers impression. Seriously, he never stops.
Loves putting a flashlight in front of his face and telling scary stories to kids.
Once appeared on Flea Market Flip and made a gold plated bed frame that one him the $5,000 prize.
Does a great deer in the headlights look while channeling his love for Lemurs.
Is super uptight and never forgets to wear panties when she's walking the beach
because she hates the feel of a soft, gentle sea breeze under her sundress.![]()
Absolutely loves my new avatar!
Has joined forces with CamronInsider and Jason__Mason to where they all receive a ping whenever I log into Literotica, then they make haste so that I will always follow one of them on the posts.
Is delusional and paranoid.
Believes Ross and Rachel were never really on a break, and that Mark guy was so sweet
Tried to "boob-flash" her way out of a traffic ticket....to a gay cop.....that didn't go over too well.
His "Fortress of Solitude" is actually an old, abandoned BBQ restaurant.
Takes an average of 245 selfies a day
Liked 244 of the selfies, but the 245th one, well, we don't like to talk about what happened after that. Still hosing down the bodega.
Has printed out the selfies and has them covering his walls.
Ahem. Her walls.![]()
SorryHas multiple cardboard cut-outs on HER walls as well
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Thank you.
Refused to pose for said cut-outs because they were busy. Turns out, they were busy at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet.
Her favorite meal is deep-fried pickles.
Had a childhood dream of growing up to be a dog catcher and eventually got the job, but somehow got locked in the truck on the second day and they had to lay him off.