Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

Whenever she looks to clean her house she twitches her nose like Jeannie and hopes the magic works.

Constantly gets confused between Bewitched and I Dream of Jeannie, which is awkward because he sells retro tv show merchandise dressed as Jeannie.
 
He has to separate his Fruit Loops by color and then eat them one at a time.
 
He's been selling the Donald Trump inflatable love doll on his website this past year and it's been selling like hotcakes .. poisonous, shit-flavored hotcakes.
 
He's been selling the Donald Trump inflatable love doll on his website this past year and it's been selling like hotcakes .. poisonous, shit-flavored hotcakes.

Is privy to the fact that I've posioned them all that sell to known supporters :)
 
Distorts the ozone layer up to 500 meters every time he eats lentils.

Projects an innocent facade only to reveal the dangerous predator that lurks beneath. Some say that the stories of french mythology where rooted in the fear of her midnight walks.
 
Calls himself KamaKama von Clausewitz on his “Risk!” oriented YouTube channel where he preaches the folly of taking Kamchatka. I have no idea what that means, I just report what I see.
 
Calls himself KamaKama von Clausewitz on his “Risk!” oriented YouTube channel where he preaches the folly of taking Kamchatka. I have no idea what that means, I just report what I see.

When we first met she was confused, she thought my name was based on the Kama Sutra, where it really is a low key reference to the hit 20's underground ska band by the same name.
 
When we first met she was confused, she thought my name was based on the Kama Sutra, where it really is a low key reference to the hit 20's underground ska band by the same name.

Has no idea I was broadcasting my Tweet safeword 10 seconds after he winked and offered to show me his vinyl.
 
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