Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[LizVegas79]

Is running for president of the flat earth society.

He actually lives in L.A., not NYC.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

He actually lives in L.A., not NYC.

Isn't actually a doctor...but knows how to work a heart

 

[Gamine67]

Isn't actually a doctor...but knows how to work a heart

Stuffs mackerel down his britches to attract four legged pussies.

 

[ashesatwork]

Stuffs mackerel down his britches to attract four legged pussies.

hates peppermint candy but bathis in peppermint oils

 

[WerdNerd]

hates peppermint candy but bathis in peppermint oils

Love's broccoli icecream

 

[CamronsInsider]

Love's broccoli icecream

Is trying out for America's Got Talent next year!

 

[ashesatwork]

Is trying out for America's Got Talent next year!

showers 6 times a day

 

[AbsintheFather]

showers 6 times a day

There's vodka in that coffee cup

 

[PapaRomantic]

There's vodka in that coffee cup

He's writing a self-help guide called "Literotica For Dummies." Chapter 1 is titled, "The Dick Pic Is Your Friend."

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He's writing a self-help guide called "Literotica For Dummies." Chapter 1 is titled, "The Dick Pic Is Your Friend."

He has a strong manly voice. When he has a cold, he sounds like Mike Tyson.

 

[rlaflamme]

He has a strong manly voice. When he has a cold, he sounds like Mike Tyson.

Never leaves the house past 5pm, that is just not what normal people do.

 

[alwaysaway]

Never leaves the house past 5pm, that is just not what normal people do.

Loves doing laundry. But only underwear. And only in someone else’s home, without them knowing.

 

[rlaflamme]

Loves doing laundry. But only underwear. And only in someone else’s home, without them knowing.

Keeps her doors unlooked hoping the laundry bandit will show up.

 

[dashie33]

Keeps her doors unlooked hoping the laundry bandit will show up.

Does their own tattoos in Sharpie. Or crayons if no Sharpies are available.

 

[alwaysaway]

Keeps her doors unlooked hoping the laundry bandit will show up.

Paints his toenails each a different colour so they look pretty over summer.

 

[rlaflamme]

Does their own tattoos in Sharpie. Or crayons if no Sharpies are available.

Dreams of having more piercings than anyone else has ever had

Paints his toenails each a different colour so they look pretty over summer.

Only uses pink nail polish as all the rest are for ladies of ill repute.

 

[alwaysaway]

Dreams of having more piercings than anyone else has ever had



Only uses pink nail polish as all the rest are for ladies of ill repute.

Is the reason hair straighteners worldwide come with the warning label, “external use only”.

 

[dashie33]

Is the reason hair straighteners worldwide come with the warning label, “external use only”.

Is actually always here, lurking in the background. Usually pointing and silently laughing.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Is actually always here, lurking in the background. Usually pointing and silently laughing.

Faces an epic struggle each morning...white milk or chocolate mils?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Faces an epic struggle each morning...white milk or chocolate mils?

Leading a double life. Is really "Mama Lusty"

 

[Taegul]

He mureders kittens and mails them to Alf with the message, "bon appetit".

Monster.

 

[CamronsInsider]

He mureders kittens and mails them to Alf with the message, "bon appetit".

Monster.

Secretly thrives on the envy of all the other guys who won't show their face on Lit.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Secretly thrives on the envy of all the other guys who won't show their face on Lit.

Has a underground range, where he practices his spiral with puppies.

 

[Gamine67]

Has a underground range, where he practices his spiral with puppies.

Trying to break in to the self-service jock strap repair business.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Trying to break in to the self-service jock strap repair business.

Thinks that whoever said that cream cheese could be used as a great deodorant was a genius!