Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

Enjoys plenty of oral sex... Her boyfriends are always hungry again after a couple hours.

Has two big self esteem issues, he worries that the David is more chiseled and that one stray hair that keeps popping up on his ass cheek......
 
Has two big self esteem issues, he worries that the David is more chiseled and that one stray hair that keeps popping up on his ass cheek......

Dresses up like the Rugrats and likes to Netflix and chill. No moving from the couch for him!
 
He currently owns more pairs of glasses than Elton John has owned in his lifetime.
 
Those are fake eyebrows. He accidentally lost his by leaning in too close to some birthday cake candles.
 
Those are fake eyebrows. He accidentally lost his by leaning in too close to some birthday cake candles.

Feeds her guests Tender Vittles and Buttermilk while her cats eat only the most expensive Salmon Tar Tar and drink Cambodian breast milk.
 
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