Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[alwaysaway]

Whenever she looks to clean her house she twitches her nose like Jeannie and hopes the magic works.

Constantly gets confused between Bewitched and I Dream of Jeannie, which is awkward because he sells retro tv show merchandise dressed as Jeannie.

 

[rlaflamme]

Constantly gets confused between Bewitched and I Dream of Jeannie, which is awkward because he sells retro tv show merchandise dressed as Jeannie.

Sends videos of different witch shows to confuse people.

 

[Gamine67]

Sends videos of different witch shows to confuse people.

Enormous toes are nature’s compensation for no knees. Can’t cross his legs!

 

[DeckardNYC]

Enormous toes are nature’s compensation for no knees. Can’t cross his legs!

Can't swim, and hopes that by staring at water she'll magically learn to swim.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Can't swim, and hopes that by staring at water she'll magically learn to swim.

Goes outside at three every morning and pees in his neighbor's flower pots, thus killing her rose bushes.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Goes outside at three every morning and pees in his neighbor's flower pots, thus killing her rose bushes.

Oddly lurking around my neighborhood in the early morning hours.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Oddly lurking around my neighborhood in the early morning hours.

Every joke he tells ends with, "Well, my mom thought it was funny."

 

[Taegul]

He has to separate his Fruit Loops by color and then eat them one at a time.

 

[rlaflamme]

He has to separate his Fruit Loops by color and then eat them one at a time.

Did extensive research on the Cheshire Cat to learn how to copy his smile.

 

[Gamine67]

Did extensive research on the Cheshire Cat to learn how to copy his smile.

Doesn’t know the difference between mothballs and moth balls.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Doesn’t know the difference between mothballs and moth balls.

She's a weather witch.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

She's a weather witch.

Enjoys drinks with tiny umbrellas delivered by women dressed as tropical birds.

 

[Taegul]

He's been selling the Donald Trump inflatable love doll on his website this past year and it's been selling like hotcakes .. poisonous, shit-flavored hotcakes.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

He's been selling the Donald Trump inflatable love doll on his website this past year and it's been selling like hotcakes .. poisonous, shit-flavored hotcakes.

Is privy to the fact that I've posioned them all that sell to known supporters

 

[DeckardNYC]

Is privy to the fact that I've posioned them all that sell to known supporters

He has a secret voodoo room where he builds puppets of his perceived enemies for his voodoo rituals.

 

[Gamine67]

He has a secret voodoo room where he builds puppets of his perceived enemies for his voodoo rituals.

Distorts the ozone layer up to 500 meters every time he eats lentils.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Distorts the ozone layer up to 500 meters every time he eats lentils.

Projects an innocent facade only to reveal the dangerous predator that lurks beneath. Some say that the stories of french mythology where rooted in the fear of her midnight walks.

 

[Gamine67]

Calls himself KamaKama von Clausewitz on his “Risk!” oriented YouTube channel where he preaches the folly of taking Kamchatka. I have no idea what that means, I just report what I see.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Calls himself KamaKama von Clausewitz on his “Risk!” oriented YouTube channel where he preaches the folly of taking Kamchatka. I have no idea what that means, I just report what I see.

When we first met she was confused, she thought my name was based on the Kama Sutra, where it really is a low key reference to the hit 20's underground ska band by the same name.

 

[Gamine67]

When we first met she was confused, she thought my name was based on the Kama Sutra, where it really is a low key reference to the hit 20's underground ska band by the same name.

Has no idea I was broadcasting my Tweet safeword 10 seconds after he winked and offered to show me his vinyl.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has no idea I was broadcasting my Tweet safeword 10 seconds after he winked and offered to show me his vinyl.

Has two 1st class tickets reserved for us on a phoenician cruise liner. That shares a name with her safe word

 

[Gamine67]

Has two 1st class tickets reserved for us on a phoenician cruise liner. That shares a name with her safe word

Also got five magic beans for the cow from the Pharaoh that sold him a phoenician cruise.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Also got five magic beans for the cow from the Pharaoh that sold him a phoenician cruise.

Mocks the beans powers, but doesn't see the massive shaft growing from nearby

 

[Gamine67]

Mocks the beans powers, but doesn't see the massive shaft growing from nearby

Thinks Issac Hayes references can divert attention away from the mayonnaise on his fries.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Thinks Issac Hayes references can divert attention away from the mayonnaise on his fries.

Mistakes Ranch for Mayonnaise, but can tell the difference between a cog and a gear