Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has 25 cats just so he can say, "Man, I've got pussy all over the place."

In the largest afro wig ever (check the avatar) he introduces himself as Tito Leroy Shwartz.

 

[rlaflamme]

In the largest afro wig ever (check the avatar) he introduces himself as Tito Leroy Shwartz.

Makes over 100 prank calls every day pretending to be a dating service.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Makes over 100 prank calls every day pretending to be a dating service.

Needed surgery. Raised 10k by giving BJs, one quarter at a time.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Needed surgery. Raised 10k by giving BJs, one quarter at a time.

His favorite food is spam

 

[kurrginatorX]

His favorite food is spam

Has a hot date tonight. It usually takes him about fifteen minutes to blow her up.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has a hot date tonight. It usually takes him about fifteen minutes to blow her up.

That coming from a used blow up doll saleman.

 

[dashie33]

That coming from a used blow up doll saleman.

That coming from a former MODEL for blow-up dolls!

 

[kurrginatorX]

That coming from a used blow up doll saleman.

That coming from the woman who was the prototype for my dolls.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

That coming from a former MODEL for blow-up dolls!

Seen wearing socks but prefers thigh highs with crazy designs.

 

[kurrginatorX]

That coming from a former MODEL for blow-up dolls!

That coming from the manufacturer of the dolls.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

That coming from the woman who was the prototype for my dolls.

Likes to hear his butt clap to the music of "Rump Shaker".

 

[kurrginatorX]

Likes to hear his butt clap to the music of "Rump Shaker".

Her idea of a hot date is listening to the golden oldies radio station while drinking lemonade on the front porch.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Her idea of a hot date is listening to the golden oldies radio station while drinking lemonade on the front porch.

Betty White still makes him a bit moist. He watches The Golden Girls religiously.

 

[Xerxes82]

Betty White still makes him a bit moist. He watches The Golden Girls religiously.

Has an exquisite collection of tarantulas and poisonous lizards.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has an exquisite collection of tarantulas and poisonous lizards.

He's very confident. Wears hot pink women's t-shirts for the tight fit.

 

[Xerxes82]

He's very confident. Wears hot pink women's t-shirts for the tight fit.

Wouldn't be caught dead without her favorite black stilettos. Even in the shower.

 

[gentold]

He's very confident. Wears hot pink women's t-shirts for the tight fit.

models for crotch-less panties

 

[kurrginatorX]

He's very confident. Wears hot pink women's t-shirts for the tight fit.

Thinks Popeye the Sailor is the most handsome cartoon character ever.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Wouldn't be caught dead without her favorite black stilettos. Even in the shower.

Relies on that bird in his avatar for retrieving mail.

 

[kurrginatorX]

models for crotch-less panties

He is a lumberjack from Oman and he's never had a job because there are no trees there.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

models for crotch-less panties

Worships trees. The axe is a farce.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He is a lumberjack from Oman and he's never had a job because there are no trees there.

Needs a belt for his tidy whities.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Relies on that bird in his avatar for retrieving mail.

She likes her men the way she likes her coffee: Stank and bitter

 

[DeckardNYC]

She likes her men the way she likes her coffee: Stank and bitter

He knows only two jokes, and they both begin with "knock knock."

 

[Taegul]

He shakes every bottle and can of soda on the shelf every time he goes to the grocery store.