Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[Gamine67]

Coated his driveway with toothpaste to avoid decay.

 

[rlaflamme]

Coated his driveway with toothpaste to avoid decay.

Spends 4 hours a day looking at the video feed from her front door to see if that squirrel comes back.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Spends 4 hours a day looking at the video feed from her front door to see if that squirrel comes back.

Always stops for a green light, checking for cross traffic, "just in case...."

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Gives mud bathes to stray cats.

 

[rlaflamme]

Gives mud bathes to stray cats.

Throws popcorn at stray dogs

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Makes home movies of moths flying into light bulbs

 

[rlaflamme]

Makes home movies of moths flying into light bulbs

Uses string to make his windshield wipers work instead of getting them fixed.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Is trying to ban me from Lit and shut down this thread because I posted a lie about him ...

 

[rlaflamme]

Is trying to ban me from Lit and shut down this thread because I posted a lie about him ...

Hates telling lies about people

 

[Devlishone4fun]

has bigger balls than a elephant

 

[rlaflamme]

has bigger balls than a elephant

Wanted to run with the bulls, but ran with rabbits instead.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

shaves his entire body every night before he goes to sleep

 

[rlaflamme]

shaves his entire body every night before he goes to sleep

Bought 400 cans of shaving cream, pasted his own label on them and tried to sell them for twice the amount.

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Bought 400 cans of shaving cream, pasted his own label on them and tried to sell them for twice the amount.

Runs a moneylaundering service out of his garage

 

[Gamine67]

Spikes his Hollandaise sauce with marshmallow peeps.

 

[rlaflamme]

Spikes his Hollandaise sauce with marshmallow peeps.

Has the full set of Garbage Pail Kids

 

[alwaysaway]

Has the full set of Garbage Pail Kids

Folds his tshirts 3 different ways before deciding which looks the best.

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Walks into the umbrella store trice a week, but never makes a purchase

 

[alwaysaway]

Walks into the umbrella store trice a week, but never makes a purchase

Has a different coloured trenchcoat for each day of the week.

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Has a different coloured trenchcoat for each day of the week.

Feels sexy in heels and a little red dress, but only on rainy days.

 

[alwaysaway]

Feels sexy in heels and a little red dress, but only on rainy days.

Pours water on people using a watering can and asks them if they like “singing in the rain”

 

[Chewbacca79]

Pours water on people using a watering can and asks them if they like “singing in the rain”

Is NEVER away.

 

[zydrate]

Is NEVER away.

He's a real life virgin

 

[alwaysaway]

He's a real life virgin

Provides a safe place under her chair for scared puppies, using her dress to hide them.

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

has a different cereal for every day of the week.