Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[Deleted member 3041612]

Let me put those slits in her dress with my claws!

It was a fashion risk...

Keeps phone books to put the chair to reach the table.

 

[Kinkenglish]

Invented salted caramel...

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Invented salted caramel...

Gets a hard-on standing really close on pulic transportation.

 

[rlaflamme]

Gets a hard-on standing really close on pulic transportation.

Tries to excite people when they are in tight quarters.

 

[alwaysaway]

Tries to excite people when they are in tight quarters.

Has a room in his house that is all just tight corners.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has a room in his house that is all just tight corners.

Tells people they should run with scissors

 

[Jada59]

Tells people they should run with scissors

Thinks the world is going to end any moment.

 

[rlaflamme]

Thinks the world is going to end any moment.

Has 5 storm cellars.

 

[alwaysaway]

Has 5 storm cellars.

Spray painted his dog green.

 

[rlaflamme]

Spray painted his dog green.

Has a basket of biscuits on her porch with a sign that says, "Dogs, take just one."

 

[Angedesoleil]

Has a secret fantasy involving the grinch

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Has a secret fantasy involving the grinch

Has a Jack skeleton fetish.

 

[Brian70]

Claims Frozen is a documentary of their childhood.

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Claims Frozen is a documentary of their childhood.

Has always wanted to be kermit the frog's concubine

 

[PrincepsCyberius]

Has always wanted to be kermit the frog's concubine

Rejects all aspects of quantum mechanics.

 

[Gamine67]

Rejects all aspects of quantum mechanics.

Thinks string theory is a vegetarian dish.

 

[rlaflamme]

Thinks string theory is a vegetarian dish.

Puts her ponytail in the front of her head and says she is a unicorn.

 

[Jada59]

Puts her ponytail in the front of her head and says she is a unicorn.

Still thinks disco is all the rage.

 

[rlaflamme]

Still thinks disco is all the rage.

Saw REM in concert but only because she thought it meant she would get REM sleep.

 

[Jada59]

Saw REM in concert but only because she thought it meant she would get REM sleep.

Hehehe.

Thinks Michael Stipe is named Michael Stripe!

 

[rlaflamme]

Hehehe.

Thinks Michael Stipe is named Michael Stripe!

Mixes white wine with orange juice.

 

[alwaysaway]

Mixes white wine with orange juice.

Asks random strangers if they would like his autograph.

 

[rlaflamme]

Asks random strangers if they would like his autograph.

Messages 25 random people a day asking about hair color.

 

[alwaysaway]

Messages 25 random people a day asking about hair color.

.. I told you that in confidence

Can never decide whether to wear shorts or pants, so always wears both.

 

[Angedesoleil]

Can do a mean Tazmanian Devil impression.