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Spends at least 10 minutes a day flapping his arms, desperately trying to fly.
Collects ice cube trays.
Pretends to speak French.
She still hasn't forgiven Freddie Mercury and David Bowie for stealing Under Pressure from Vanilla Ice.
Get back to work, elf.
He's actually having an affair with Mrs. Clause. Shame on you dude!
She sold Rudolph to a butcher shop.
Monster.
Hears sleigh bells ringing, even when they're not.
Secretly hopes frosty the snowman will visit her one night.
Writes Santa a letter every night to bring her a man wrapped in colourful string under the tree to play with
Wears his Wonder Woman outfit under that bowler hat and coat hanging up even down to the high heeled boots and tiara.
Entices delivery men into her home and locks them up in the basement for her pleasure.
...also, are there any vacancies for delivery men in your neighbourhood?

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Numi has become a ninja to fight off the massive women following her husband as he cycles "unassumingly" around the countryside in shorts.
Leaves a trail of bread crumbs wherever she goes in case she can't remember the way back.
Queen of the mountain lions. Don't let that cute appearance fool you.
Visits random coffeehouses to find the perfect barrista to bring home