Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

Spends at least 10 minutes a day flapping his arms, desperately trying to fly.
 
She still hasn't forgiven Freddie Mercury and David Bowie for stealing Under Pressure from Vanilla Ice.
 
Secretly wants to do her own recording of I saw mommy kissing Santa claus..and she wants to play the mommy.
 
Writes Santa a letter every night to bring her a man wrapped in colourful string under the tree to play with
 
Writes Santa a letter every night to bring her a man wrapped in colourful string under the tree to play with

Wears his Wonder Woman outfit under that bowler hat and coat hanging up even down to the high heeled boots and tiara.
 
Wears his Wonder Woman outfit under that bowler hat and coat hanging up even down to the high heeled boots and tiara.

Entices delivery men into her home and locks them up in the basement for her pleasure.

...also, are there any vacancies for delivery men in your neighbourhood?
 
Entices delivery men into her home and locks them up in the basement for her pleasure.

...also, are there any vacancies for delivery men in your neighbourhood?

🌹💋Possibly

Numi has become a ninja to fight off the massive women following her husband as he cycles "unassumingly" around the countryside in shorts.
 
🌹💋Possibly

Numi has become a ninja to fight off the massive women following her husband as he cycles "unassumingly" around the countryside in shorts.

Leaves a trail of bread crumbs wherever she goes in case she can't remember the way back.
 
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