Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[rlaflamme]

Wears his lucky argyle socks with flamboyant garters under his dungarees to garage sales.

Fashioned a trailer to pull behind her scooter.

 

[Gamine67]

Sprinkles powdered cream of onion soup on toast.

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Always wears her socks inside out

 

[Gamine67]

Writing a rock opera tentatively titled “Pull My Finger”

 

[vibes]

Not able to invent lies

 

[Guyblue82]

His avatar is actually an action shot of him answering the door

 

[Gamine67]

Gave a lapidary set to his now ex girlfriend for Valentine day.

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Has a christmas tree full with decorations made of colourfull condom wrappers

 

[Gamine67]

Email address blocked by the Gizmonic Institute for suspected stalking.

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Has written several childrens books for adult children

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Is a member of the Planet of the Apes. Dresses up like a giant monkey, hell bent on world domination.

 

[Gamine67]

Committed to designing a comb for bald people and getting wealthy by cornering a untapped market.

 

[RickTango]

Committed to designing a comb for bald people and getting wealthy by cornering a untapped market.

She has been known to butter a giraffe’s ass.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

spellchecked my forum post and fialed

 

[Gamine67]

spellchecked my forum post and fialed

Believes Hyperbole is an alternative to Warp Drive

 

[Taegul]

Believes Hyperbole is an alternative to Warp Drive

She usually rides that thing with her cat sitting in the back just so she can use the carpool lane.

 

[rlaflamme]

She usually rides that thing with her cat sitting in the back just so she can use the carpool lane.

Is still working on understanding basic math.

 

[Jada59]

Is still working on understanding basic math.

Loves to let Elmer's Glue dry on his hand so he can peel it off.

 

[rlaflamme]

Loves to let Elmer's Glue dry on his hand so he can peel it off.

Has pawprint stickers on her ceiling.

 

[Gamine67]

Serenades crows by playing Flight Of The Bumblebee on the harmonica.

 

[rlaflamme]

Serenades crows by playing Flight Of The Bumblebee on the harmonica.

Dances around bonfires to chant the evil away.

 

[Gamine67]

Building a yurt made of milk bottles filled with sand.

 

[rlaflamme]

Building a yurt made of milk bottles filled with sand.

Attempts to race people on Harleys when she rides her scooter saying they are not real bikers.

 

[Gamine67]

Swoons at the thought of getting his tires rotated.

 

[rlaflamme]

Swoons at the thought of getting his tires rotated.

Never stops for a red light.