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THIS JUST IN: DeckardNYC named as suspect in the Lindburgh kidnapping
Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news
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THIS JUST IN: DeckardNYC named as suspect in the Lindburgh kidnapping
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Escape from the zoo.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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arrested while attempting to board a plane while insisting him and his emotional support goat should be permitted to board and screaming "do you know who I am?"
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Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Accidentally killed a man when her airbags deployed
narrow escaped an attack by a "florida woman" muttering something about airbags.
VoraciousValue
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Shot a skateboarder on her front lawn. Goddamn kids!
DeckardNYC
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Donated 500 half smoked cigars to the Boy Scouts.
VoraciousValue
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Decided to help make New York City a better place by moving to Florida.
DeckardNYC
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Arrested for holding up a "show your tits" sign at the opera
starrynightin64
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Nabbed by Good Morning America to sing for a week in his underwear for national TV
lovetopleasewomen
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Hurrricane got her.
VoraciousValue
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Hurrricane got her.
Launched an expedition through the Nevada desert to find Area 51.
DeckardNYC
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Arrested when child services found out that "beltway" is his method of child punishment.
Lord Pmann
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Urinating on the subway. Like, literally, on it.
DeckardNYC
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Turned his rating breasts thread into a business and it just went public
Jada59
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He created the world's thinnest potato chip. They're so light and airy, they've been known to fly away.
DeckardNYC
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Prime suspect in the largest catnip heist ever.
VoraciousValue
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Discovered a one-shot cure for AIDS, which immediately led to millions of strangers fucking in the streets.
Jada59
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Is marketing a new brand of Duck Soup.
DeckardNYC
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She's lead singer in a revival of The Ohio Express.
VoraciousValue
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Released a shocking study showing that Simon and Simon weren't brothers in real life, only on television.
DeckardNYC
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Released a shocking study showing that Simon and Simon weren't brothers in real life, only on television.
Broke the world's record for most tomatoes eaten in one hour.
kurrginatorX
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This just in: Deckard was bitten by a radioactive lesbian and has attained the powers of lesbianism. He now fights crime as the masked vigilante Lesbiana. Join us at six for an exclusive interview.
VoraciousValue
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Discovered a cure for apathy. Except no one has shown the slightest bit of interest.
kurrginatorX
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Ol' Blue Eyes himself, VoraciousValue, is in the news again and --Oooh! Look. Squirrels on tiny motor boats
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