Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news

[_valkyrie_]

The long awaited myth, debunked: The Invisible Man, caught on tape. Exclusive footage of the elusive individual, shortly, after the weather report.

 

[DeckardNYC]

The long awaited myth, debunked: The Invisible Man, caught on tape. Exclusive footage of the elusive individual, shortly, after the weather report.

News flash, story at 9:32, woman's face goes from pure white to green! Yes, like the Hulk! Is she the Hulkess? Well she harm us? And . . . what about Naomi?

 

[JerseyJade]

News flash, story at 9:32, woman's face goes from pure white to green! Yes, like the Hulk! Is she the Hulkess? Well she harm us? And . . . what about Naomi?

Breaking News: Someone STOLE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY! More details as they come to us.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Breaking News: Someone STOLE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY! More details as they come to us.

Broke the world land speed record...in a Mini.

 

[Jada59]

Broke the world land speed record...in a Mini.

He is the proud purveyor of the world's best maple syrup.

 

[MrGoatee]

Woman breaks the record for most orgasms in a 24 hour period...

 

[Jada59]

Woman breaks the record for most orgasms in a 24 hour period...

It's not just his hand that's naked!

 

[MrGoatee]

Caught peeping on innocent young UK gents

 

[Jada59]

Doing lewd things, causing people to peep.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Doing lewd things, causing people to peep.

Several voyeurs were arrested today for spying on each other. Film at 11.

 

[DawnODay]

Several voyeurs were arrested today for spying on each other. Film at 11.

He was featured in a human interest story about his charitable work, handing out free lunches to the poor.

 

[de_valmont]

She caused a major accident because she rode her bike through town in a bikini being so beautiful and hot she should have worn a danger traffic sign.

 

[_valkyrie_]

An actual, talking shrub. Luckily, this one isn't on fire. Exclusive interview, after the commercials.

 

[Jada59]

Has managed to grow the world's sweetest carrots.

 

[English_Oak]

Has managed to grow the world's sweetest carrots.

sighted wearing a bright pink muumuu on the way to the 7/11

 

[kurrginatorX]

Forest gets wood. Story at eleven.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Forest gets wood. Story at eleven.

Perfected a new way of making sealing wax.

 

[kurrginatorX]

New York City man defends his right to dress as the Statue of Liberty on a daily basis. "She empowers me. I carry her spirit wherever I go. Plus, I'm making bank. You don't know how many people are willing to pay for sex with 'Lady Liberty.'"

 

[DeckardNYC]

New York City man defends his right to dress as the Statue of Liberty on a daily basis. "She empowers me. I carry her spirit wherever I go. Plus, I'm making bank. You don't know how many people are willing to pay for sex with 'Lady Liberty.'"

Arrested for verbose prolixity.

 

[kurrginatorX]

This just in: Man changes avatar after becoming inundated with requests to perform sexual favors while dressed as the Statue of Liberty. This and other verbose statements at eleven.

 

[HBergeron]

Tokyo News:

Gigantic kurrginatorX attacks city... AGAIN!

 

[jasonmason]

Tokyo News:

Gigantic kurrginatorX attacks city... AGAIN!

He taught his cat how to play the piano.

 

[Polranny]

Breaking news: Ozark floater sinks kayak after torrential rainstorm

 

[DeckardNYC]

Breaking news: Ozark floater sinks kayak after torrential rainstorm

Breaking news, Polranny man moves to Achill Island! Our camera crews are there for all the heartbreaking and heartwarming drama, a full hour report at 11!

[Spoofing on the news, not you or Polranny]

 

[kurrginatorX]

Action News Alert: Hobo living under the boardwalk connected to several pet thefts. Story at eleven.