Pmann’s “King Bitch” Fight Club Thread

My name is Robert Paulson.

America’s fear of feminization.

This is Bob.

Bob is Jack’s friend he met in the testicular cancer help group.

In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name. His name is Robert Paulson.
 
Clearly you haven’t seen this amazing movie.

There are no extras. You have to fight.

Oh I've seen it plenty of times :)

I was a fighter in high school. Back when you gave an ass whooping and got a 3 day suspension, not a trip to the police department and a lawsuit, lol.
 
Corbal likes Fight Club. Biggest shock ever. No, seriously, I would have thought it too snowflakey for her
 
Corbal, I want to fight you. But I don't have any grievances. Or really disagree with anything you say. Lets just fight. You start.
 
I got ya, Nev.

Hey, Corbal, Nevyn has it on good authority that you are really a docile kitten
 
Corbal, I want to fight you. But I don't have any grievances. Or really disagree with anything you say. Lets just fight. You start.

I got ya, Nev.

Hey, Corbal, Nevyn has it on good authority that you are really a docile kitten

I got my sneakers on, spirts bra in tact, razor blades in my too tight ponytail and some motherfucking brass knuckles....Nev, imma kick you in your dick so hard your future grandchildren are gonna cry.
 
I got my sneakers on, spirts bra in tact, razor blades in my too tight ponytail and some motherfucking brass knuckles....Nev, imma kick you in your dick so hard your future grandchildren are gonna cry.

*puts on a hockey mask and picks up double-bladed executioners ax*

Is it hard walking around with that ego? It must be heavy having that much love for yourself. Lets get it on kitty.
 
*puts on a hockey mask and picks up double-bladed executioners ax*

Is it hard walking around with that ego? It must be heavy having that much love for yourself. Lets get it on kitty.

How did we go from full-on ghetto bitch to Nintendo’s Street Fighter character in two posts?

And I’m the extra one.
 
How did we go from full-on ghetto bitch to Nintendo’s Street Fighter character in two posts?

And I’m the extra one.

Shit moves quick here, ya gotta keep up. You down, or not?
 
I would grab a bucket of popcorn and watch this shit go down between Corbal and Nev but by the time I finished at the concession stand, Nev would be a lump of twitching disfigured body parts.
 
Shit moves quick here, ya gotta keep up. You down, or not?

Bro. I’m fucking down. Always down for a fight. My MO is spitting and you just got it right in the eye.

I would grab a bucket of popcorn and watch this shit go down between Corbal and Nev but by the time I finished at the concession stand, Nev would be a lump of twitching disfigured body parts.

Get me some nachos. Extra cheese.


Don’t worry, Ive been recording since last night! Come over and watch the replay with me ;)

I’m that motherfuckers pimp. Venmo me $50 and you can have him for an hour.
 
Bro. I’m fucking down. Always down for a fight. My MO is spitting and you just got it right in the eye.



Get me some nachos. Extra cheese.




I’m that motherfuckers pimp. Venmo me $50 and you can have him for an hour.

For such a badass bitch, you doing a lot of talking at me instead of to me, Calamity Jane. So far all ya done is spit yer chaw at my mask. Gimme some heat baby. Make it hurt. Criticize me HARD.
 
Bro. I’m fucking down. Always down for a fight. My MO is spitting and you just got it right in the eye.



Get me some nachos. Extra cheese.




I’m that motherfuckers pimp. Venmo me $50 and you can have him for an hour.

I thought we agreed that my rate was going to be $400 for an hour. Guess I’ll be eating tic tacs for dinner again this week.
 
Hmmm can’t I just send ya my boobies instead?
Pretty please

Wait a minute...are you saying you would like to rent my services, but I'm not worth paying with actual money? Because I'm both insulted, and grateful.
 
For such a badass bitch, you doing a lot of talking at me instead of to me, Calamity Jane. So far all ya done is spit yer chaw at my mask. Gimme some heat baby. Make it hurt. Criticize me HARD.

This is why. You legit called me Calamity Jane as an insult.

I don’t hit people that can’t defend themselves.

I thought we agreed that my rate was going to be $400 for an hour. Guess I’ll be eating tic tacs for dinner again this week.

Babe. You’re like an app. Entry fee is minimal but then we show off the goods and that’s when I make bank. V-bucks for all the shiny shit and muscles you’ve got. Take off your shirt, I make another $50. Show her that smile...I take another $25. Gotta tease that money out of them. You. Gotta. Work.

Hmmm can’t I just send ya my boobies instead?
Pretty please

You don’t even have to ask. I take all boob offers and you have a sweet ass rack, so, please...show away.

Wait a minute...are you saying you would like to rent my services, but I'm not worth paying with actual money? Because I'm both insulted, and grateful.


I WIN.
 
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