Period Communication

[Nobody Special]

PERIOD COMMUNICATION

Description: You just say it.

Examples -
1. "I got my period today." (The simple version)
2. "I got my period today so we can't have sex tonight." (The "let there be no doubt" version)
3. "Honey, I'm bleeding." (The gross version)

Benefits: Fast, simple, gets the message across. Amusing results can be achieved when the timing is right. Such as when you're in a public place or eating dinner. More amusing results can be achieved when you're eating dinner with his parents. The best results, of course, will be achieved when you're eating dinner with his parents in a public place.

Cautions: May freak out some men, if you're unsure about the nature of the relationship you're in but would rather not find out at this stage - go for an alternative approach. Sometimes best to keep until the last minute, like when he can't tell you to go home. Will give away the fact that you regard it as an issue (that is, if you regard it as an issue)

Requirements: At least a little bit of courage and an open, well established relationship are advisable.



Just thought I would share

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[Amelie]

May I print that post?

 

[Batgirl]

How about putting a 'no vacancy' sign on your panties? I mean it is otherwise occupied by another tenant........

 

[Nobody Special]

May I print that post?

Sure go for it

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[registered "^^"]

You forgot number 4

I've got a tampon in, you can still suck on my clit.(horny version)




running for cover!

 

[LRC]

Re: You forgot number 4

I've got a tampon in, you can still suck on my clit.(horny version)




running for cover!

eeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwwww .....you .... you .....

VERTIS ERECTUS!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

2. "I got my period today so we can't have sex tonight." (The "let there be no doubt" version)

Why not?

It's only one small part of you that you don't want me to touch isn't it?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Re: You forgot number 4

I've got a tampon in, you can still suck on my clit.(horny version)

Is this funny because it's not normal?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

2. "I got my period today so we can't have sex tonight." (The "let there be no doubt" version)

Why?

Your Clit and Tit's are fine aren't they? Your mouth and arese too?

 

[The_old_man]

Put in the diaphram and go for it!

 

[PHANTOM5875]

Well *sniff* so MUCH for the lovey dovey thread trend we had going earlier. No, no, it's too late. The mood is DEFINITELY spoiled.

And, oh yeah! Go clean those little pink smears off the toilet seat.
I HATE those!

Phantom

 

[Spanktress]

I dont have to say anything .. my mood & moaning the day before says it all !

*~* Spanks *~*

 

[just_so_mmmmm]

bloody mary

i once had sex while i was riding the crimson wave. i was in a long distance relationship, so we didnt see each other. he wasnt gonna get let a little blood get in the way. we didnt have intercourse, but we did just about everything else.

i was kind of nervous about the whole thing, but he just looked me straight in the eye and told me that there is nothing i could do to gross him out.

i was also once with a guy who really wanted to have sex with me while i was being visited by aunt flo. it excited him. he was super kinky. we stopped seeing each other for unrelated reasons before we ever got around to it. i'm not sure i'd want to do it though. messy messy messy. tub sex i guess?

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: bloody mary

i was also once with a guy who really wanted to have sex with me while i was being visited by aunt flo. it excited him. he was super kinky. we stopped seeing each other for unrelated reasons before we ever got around to it. i'm not sure i'd want to do it though. messy messy messy. tub sex i guess?

That's what we call "Crime Scene Sex".

Figure it out.

 

[Batgirl]

And, oh yeah! Go clean those little pink smears off the toilet seat.
I HATE those!

Phantom

What little pink smears on the toilet seat???? What does she do swing it around after removal or something?? I can't believe I just said that!

 

[SweetCherry]

When I get mine, sex is the last thing on my mind. I feel very frumpy and unattractive and extremely shy. I've done it before, but I usually end up cramping up pretty bad afterwards, and I'm very tender during, so the act itself hurts me. I'd much rather just cuddle on the sofa with a heating pad to my stomach and wrap up in a blanket.

 

[Draco]

Oh dear...whats the big deal?
A towel for the bed and a condom for the guy....

Sorry hun...did that come as a shock?

 

[Gilly Bean]

What's the big deal?

We have almost always had sex during. Sure, means wiping up after, but we both wipe up after ANYWAYS. I don't ask him to go down on me, and he doesn't. Just a lil extra lube during.

 

[Batgirl]

I get extra toey the week leading up to my period, but once its arrived don't even think about going there!!! I did try it once but all I could think of was 'what about the mess'.

 

[MidnightAngel]

Thanks Draco and GillyBean.....I was starting to wonder if I was the only one.

What's the big deal?

 

[Cheyenne]

I think the original post was addressing what we say about having our period more than whether we have sex during our period or not. Remembering that Lit is a bit more open than the real world, of course we'd skip right past the "talking about it" part and into the "what do we do during it" part of the discussion.

But, backing up a minute, I'd like to add this. I think any of the lines in the first post are fine. "I have my period" is about as clear as you can get. I have always hated the alternative descriptions, you know, like these:

My Aunt Flo is visiting
My friend is visiting
etc.

Even early on when I was 12 and just experiencing menstruation, I'd say "I have my period" while my friends stuck to the "My friend is visiting." Drove me nuts then as it does now. Menstruation is a natural bodily function for women. Why is it so hard for some of us to talk about?

 

[JazzManJim]

Even early on when I was 12 and just experiencing menstruation, I'd say "I have my period" while my friends stuck to the "My friend is visiting." Drove me nuts then as it does now. Menstruation is a natural bodily function for women. Why is it so hard for some of us to talk about?

It's odd, Cheyenne. When I"m talking ot my female friends, and somehow the topic brushes "that time of the month", they do tend to stammer for the words to say. I usually just kind of jump in with "the hormone fairy" and they say "Yeah" and smile almsot thankfully.

I can imagine that it might be tough to bring up in general conversations, much like things sexual. It's one heck of a block we've all grown up with. In general, I don't talk about my own bodily functions. I just don't think it's encessarily poilite to do, unless the conversation goes right to it for some strange reason.

 

[ksmybuttons]

"I have my period" is about as clear as you can get. I have always hated the alternative descriptions, you know, like these:

My Aunt Flo is visiting
My friend is visiting
etc.

Even saying "I am having my period" is a euphemism. I am more likely to say:
"I wish I could just be gutted and get this over with."
I go around humming "I Enjoy Being a Girl."
"I pray for menopause!"
"Hot flashes would be preferable to this!"
"I no longer need a monthly reminder of my womanhood."
"Can I use your head as a heating pad for my tummy?"
"For this I have given 420 weeks of my life?!
"Damn, ruined another pair of panties!"

 

[PHANTOM5875]

What little pink smears on the toilet seat???? What does she do swing it around after removal or something?? I can't believe I just said that!

AH HA! So THAT'S what's been happening in there, huh? Maybe I should install a security cam so I can confront her with the evidence of her misdeeds.....No, WAIT! That would just something handy for her to cram right up my ASS for being dumb enough to even bring it up!

(grabs up washrag and foamy cleanser...heads to the bath room to clean toilet seat as punishment.....)

Phantom.

 

[Wiggles]

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