Okay youse guys. Serious question here.

[KillerMuffin]

Well. I'm sort of, well, let's call it enjoying a substance that has made me, well, let's call it happy. So this is only as serious a question as I can make it through a lot of giggling, snickering, and assorted other noises.

Ahem.

Okay.

Let's say that you were desperately, completely, and so utterly in love with your mate. Your real one if you got one, your fantasy one if you don't. This was The One. You are going to spend the rest of eternity with this totally awesome catch.

Then one night, after a session of sex so glorious that even an exploding star couldn't match its brilliance, the love of you life, heart, soul, and universe, turns to you and says "Honey, I'm, uh, a little kinky."

Cool you think. Kinky is good. You could get to like this.

"Would you lay on our glass dining room table while I lie under it watching and take a shit? It would really turn me on."

Well? Would you? Commentary?

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Quick and simple - no. There are certain areas I consider off-limits.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Oh my God...

The StudMuffin is none other than...

nasty!

 

[Guest]

I'd wish I could be so open-minded and could profess than my love would blind me from judgement. My stomach is weak. I couldn't.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

nope

I have my limits although I think I am pretty open minded especially when it comes to Sex.
But "no way" on this one.

 

[Rambling Rose]

well...

the glass table part sounds good

 

[SinfulOne]

Nope, sorry, couldn't do it. I draw the line at scat, watersports, kids and animals, but anything else would definatly be up for discussion!

 

[SexyChele]

I've been known to stretch boundaries, but this one? Nope, couldn't do it.

Say...has Stud been readin' Nasty's stuff?

 

[cymbidia]

Well? Would you? Commentary?

Did i get off yet? That'd probably figure into it for me. I mean, come on! If i'm still wildly aroused, i'll do almost anything to keep the heat going!

Okay.
Seriously: i'd probably not do *that* until i thought it over and talked to him about it a little more.

Because scat play is one of the really few things on my "No Way" list, his asking me to do that would constitute a real push into a place that doesn't hold any eroticism for me, something he's already very clear on.

However, his suggesting it means that it *is* something he's been fantasizing about, that he thinks it *is* worth suggesting to me (knowing i will be at least initially resistant to the idea), and that it *is* worth the risk of making the suggestion.

In my life, i've done things only because my partner thought them erotic. More than once. Much more than once, given how long i've been doing kinky things. Why would this be different? It will not harm him or me. It will not produce any kind of permanent mark. It's not a thing he will begin to want all the time.

It's a very kinked thing, yes.
It's not a thing i'll derive much sexual or erotic pleasure from - at least i don't think so.

Would i do it for him?

Probably so.
After thinking it over - why not?
He'll like it, or not.
I'll give him one more reason to *know* he can be totally open with me, just as i can be with him.
We'll put a gold star next to another New Thing we've shared.

Sure.
I'd do it.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Along those lines

board members, just what are your limits?

Mine are beastility, scat/watersports, extreme pain games, especially those that would cause permanent damage, pedophilia, incest, rape, and I won't get pierced or tatooed.

I know this akin to the "turn off" thread, but slightly different in that something might appeal to you, but you won't entertain the thought of going that far.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Nah. The StudMuffin is as 'nilla as they come.

I was just curious about how far someone would go for someone they loved above all others. What are the limits? Scat is one of the most icky fetishes out there. Very few people do it, I think. A straight guy is more likely to go gay than go scat. And this really isn't scat play, it's just going on the table since no one is actually playing with it.

But that's a very good question, STG.

If it crossed your line, but your lover was into it, would you do it at least once? What would you absolutely not do, no matter what?

 

[Pokerman]

No, I wouldn't do it. Nope uh uh. In fact, just thinking about someone doing it gives me pause...next time I'm at a party at a friends house and they leave the chips on their glass coffee table, you can be damned sure i wont eat any that drop out of the bowl and on to the table...

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

No, I wouldn't do it. Nope uh uh. In fact, just thinking about someone doing it gives me pause...next time I'm at a party at a friends house and they leave the chips on their glass coffee table, you can be damned sure i wont eat any that drop out of the bowl and on to the table...

Especially not at KM's house

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

But that's a very good question, STG.

If it crossed your line, but your lover was into it, would you do it at least once? What would you absolutely not do, no matter what?

Well, if the board hasn't noticed already - one of the ways I get know people on the board is to ask such leading questions; what will they do or not do, where are their limits, and how do they feel about certain issues.

I am sure some probably think me a bid morbid for asking if someone could/would kill someone, but I have give na lot of thought to moral issues over the years, and to me such questions are a way of getting to know others. I would just as soon know whether someone thought eating meat was "murder" as I would know whether they are bisexual.

 

[Wyatt]

Ten years ago a mate of mine told me he had indulged in this extra use of a coffee table as his girlfriend at the time liked the idea.I thought he was full of it ...but now I'm not sure.Urban myth?He enjoyed the experience.The thought of it turns my stomach.Horses for courses.

 

[cymbidia]

I will not do anything sexually that causes another person to feel "bad" pain. (I really don't like to do even that which causes "good" pain but, realistically speaking, that's a part of what i *do* have to do on occasion.)

I will not do anything that involves children even perpherially. That includes any kinda exhibitionism.

I do not want to be involved in any kinda play that results in anything permanently damaged on my body with the exception of piercings and tats - though all tats have to be discussed in advance and all new piercings have to be coverable by normal, seasonally appropriate clothing.

I do not want to be involved with anything in the scat play universe except that which is necessary as a side effect of enema play.

I do not want to act as a breeding bitch for Fido or Silver, nor do i anything oral at all to pass betwen us. No animals for me.

I don't want to watch or read anything that has anything to do with the above subjects, either.

Beyond that, i have a wild dislike and irrational fear of canes, suffocation games, cages, metal handcuffs, and mean humiliation scenes. I tend to stay pretty far from all of those, too.


Hey Muff, i could post the (lengthy) BDSM Yes/No Wants/Likes/Dislikes checklist here, if you like. It'll give all you non-BDSM'ers something to think about, anyway. (Notice how careful i was to *not* say 'nilla'? Notice who's flinging it around like it's nothing we drew blood over a few months ago? Woohoo! Things sure do change! )

 

[Guest]

My "No's", as of today are:

Beastiality
Scat
Asphyxiation
Knife play
Branding
Child play
Cattle prods, though I've done violet wands.

This is all I can think of, right now. I'm sure more will surface as I ponder.

Who knows? I would have never guess, 10 years ago, my adult relationships would be BDSM based.

Interesting questions.

 

[Guest]

Does this take place befor or after dinner?

 

[YogiBare]

Nope. Wouldn't do it.

KM, I know that I could force myself to (literally as well as figuratively) hold my nose and get through it, as it is very important to me to give my partner as much pleasure as possible.

However. I believe that the cost of doing it would probably be not ever feeling the same about the person as I had before this act. The feeling of admiration would be gone, as well as a significant amount of respect. I can't help but think that my attraction for her woluld be shot.

Too high a price to pay.

 

[Debbie]

Curiousity killed the cat, what substance? Ok maybe i don't need to know but the giggling, happy feeling sounds like fun to me!
*stomps feet* Mom killermuffin won't share!


What would I absolutely not do?
Scat
Bestiality
Anything to do with kids
watersports
hardcore BDSM
Gang bang
(or share my partner at all, Im too selfish to 'play' with anyone else)
Anything extremely painful eg self piercing etc
(I have some tattoes)
and probably a few other things I can't think of right now

Each to their own, I love my partner (and I just know scat ain't his thing so I'm safe!!!) but I just could not watch while he squatted. I wouldn't be sick (lived on a farm *shrugs shoulders* seen a lot of really gross stuff) but I wouldn't find it even entertaining!

I guess I am not very open minded.
But on the other hand if a friend or workmate said they were into this , hey so what? None of my business. (oops bad word
)

It's a free world what ever floats your boat.

 

[SexyChele]

List of "I don't dos":

Anything involving children in any way
Anything involving animals
Scat
Cutting or Knife Play
Permanent markings
Asphyxiation
Extreme pain

There's probably a couple more, but that will do for now

 

[WriterDom]

What a shitty question.

I guess it's harmless enough if both parties agree. Compared to some of the extreme pictures I've seen on the net of people actually shitting into another person's month which is very dangerous, not to mention disgusting.

Would Freud say scat people are stuck in the anal stage?

 

[GuyJD]

Re: Along those lines

board members, just what are your limits?

Mine are beastility, scat/watersports, extreme pain games, especially those that would cause permanent damage, pedophilia, incest, rape, and I won't get pierced or tatooed.

I'll have to agree with you, STG. I draw the lines on all of those kinky sex practices, if you want to call them kinky.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Would Freud say scat people are stuck in the anal stage?

With Freudians everything is about scat or sex - they don't know when to let go of theories that don't always make sense.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

I am so anal retentive. I just don't get this question, KM!

Tis a puzzlement... I have not yet mastered the art of shitting on demand (or request).

Are all the rest of you people capable of doing this? Or are we talking with the aid of enemas, laxatives or anal stimulation? This is too (b)anal for me.