Ok who puked in the linen closet?

[sunstruck]

That was the question I just asked outloud in the empty hallway of my house. Of course I wasn't expecting an answer. I was actually jokingly talking to my pets, most likely from the amount of puke, my cats.

So you can imagine my surprise when the 6 boys downstairs (cousins and nephews I'm watching tonight) amswered with a resounding chorus of "Not me! I didn't do it! What's a linen closet? Where is that? I was playin' Spiro".

Now at first I just laughed, but now I'm thinking...if they felt the need to respond...ewwwww. I'd probably best check the rest of the house.

 

[Sillyman]

I didn't do it.

 

[Shaq]

I didn't do it.

He who refutes it puked it.

 

[Phoenyx]

Me.. Sorry

 

[Violette]

Looks like someone got into the eggnog too soon!

 

[Ham Murabi]

I didn't puke in the linen closet. But about that shit in the kitchen …

 

[Rambrat]

it had to be the stupid cat...

 

[sunstruck]

Me.. Sorry

You're forgiven as long as you keep the AV. *dreamy swoon*


Ram my cats are not stupid. The children who keep slipping them shrimp under the coffee table are stupid. lol

 

[Phoenyx]

You're forgiven as long as you keep the AV. *dreamy swoon*

Done

 

[Rambrat]

Ram my cats are not stupid. The children who keep slipping them shrimp under the coffee table are stupid. lol

Oh...they know axactly what they are doing..the little fur balls.

 

[Guest]

It's left-over puke from last year.......

 

[LukkyKnight]

Which linen closet?

 

[Rhys]

That was a linen closet? You'd um....better check the hamper...

 

[LukkyKnight]

If it wasn't Colonel Mustard then I think it was Laurel's avatar. I know NOTHING about a hamper.

 

[HeavyStick]

pp man?

 

[Bidin~Time]

*ahem*

I'd just like to point out, that if you fellas keep sending her on those wild goose chases looking for last years puke, she won't be able to post.

Is that what you REALLY want???


I didn't think so.

 

[Guest]

it had to be the stupid cat...

______


It was a fucking hairball, OK?

 

[LukkyKnight]

*ahem*

I'd just like to point out, that if you fellas keep sending her on those wild goose chases looking for last years puke, she won't be able to post.

Is that what you REALLY want???


I didn't think so.

With her distracted we get to focus on you.

 

[Bidin~Time]

With her distracted we get to focus on you.

but wouldn't that be rude?

 

[LukkyKnight]

but wouldn't that be rude?

It's all relative. A guy could rudely puke in a linen closet, after all. Now that's rude. Is it rude to let her have the time to clean up properly? I don't think so.

Or hamper. I mean, I don't KNOW it was a linen closet, after all, or which one. It could have been a vestibule for all I remember.

 

[Bidin~Time]

It's all relative. A guy could rudely puke in a linen closet, after all. Now that's rude. Is it rude to let her have the time to clean up properly? I don't think so.

Or hamper. I mean, I don't KNOW it was a linen closet, after all, or which one. It could have been a vestibule for all I remember.

awwww so you're just trying not to increase her stress... I see now.

That's so very thoughtful!

now if you could only remember if it was even her house your little mishap occurred in

 

[sunstruck]

Ok that's it!!! Dog puke on the back porch! What the fuck are these kids feeding my babies?

I told them the next one caught feeding an animal had to wash dishes after dinner every night this week. INCLUDING Christmas. Put the smack down on em!

Now Lukky...about my hamper...

 

[LukkyKnight]

I didn't go NEAR the back porch. I didn't even know you had one. I was just trying to perv emi's butt, honest. I didn't know shrimp had that effect.

 

[sunstruck]

I don't even know why I looked out there. lol I was in the greenroom getting rosemary and just felt the need to open the mudroom door. Ick. I'm leavin it for the crows or whatever wild things eat puke.

I'm going to bed.

NO ONE EAT ANYTHING!!!!

 

[LukkyKnight]

ANYthing?