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[Rustyoznail]

Dusting off an older thread after a wine.

For all those gropies out there, this one is for you. I'm sure you know the tune.

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Ooh
You can twist
You can writhe
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl
Watch her cream
Using the fisting queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for place to go
Where they have the right people
Getting in the swing
You come to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the smoke is high
With a bit of fuck music
You're really feeling fine
You want a lay down dance
And when you get that chance

You are the fisting queen
Young and sweet
But yet so extreme
Fisting queen
Feel the heat from the bondage team, oh yeah
You can twist
You can writhe
Having the time of your life
Ohh, whip that girl
Watch her scream
Using the fisting queen

You're a teaser, your nips are long
Gape your hole and then you moan
Needing a large insert
Anything will do
You're in the mood, you're lanced
And when you get the chance

You are the fisting queen
Young and sweet
Done by seventeen
Fisting queen
Feel the heat from the bondage team, oh yeah
You can twist
You can writhe
Having the time of your life
Ohh, whip that girl
Watch her scream
Using the fisting queen
Using the fisting queen

 

[EmilyMiller]

Dusting off an older thread after a wine.

For all those gropies out there, this one is for you. I'm sure you know the tune.

===
Ooh
You can twist
You can writhe
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl
Watch her cream
Using the fisting queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for place to go
Where they have the right people
Getting in the swing
You come to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the smoke is high
With a bit of fuck music
You're really feeling fine
You want a lay down dance
And when you get that chance

You are the fisting queen
Young and sweet
But yet so extreme
Fisting queen
Feel the heat from the bondage team, oh yeah
You can twist
You can writhe
Having the time of your life
Ohh, whip that girl
Watch her scream
Using the fisting queen

You're a teaser, your nips are long
Gape your hole and then you moan
Needing a large insert
Anything will do
You're in the mood, you're lanced
And when you get the chance

You are the fisting queen
Young and sweet
Done by seventeen
Fisting queen
Feel the heat from the bondage team, oh yeah
You can twist
You can writhe
Having the time of your life
Ohh, whip that girl
Watch her scream
Using the fisting queen
Using the fisting queen

Feels like a lifetime ago .

Em

 

[Euphony]

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Work her, make her, do it, ached nuts
Harder, better, faster, stronger

N-n-now that that don't thrill me can only make you wronger
I need this shit to hurry up now 'cause I can't wait much longer
I know I got to be right now 'cause I swear I can get much schlonger
Man, I been baitin' all night now, that's how long I've been on Lit

Work her, make her, do it, ached nuts
Harder, better, faster, stronger

I need you right now
I need you right now

Let's pop off tonight
Back breaking titties, no Kate Moss tonight
Authors just my secretaries, I'm the boss tonight
Don't give a fuck what your story have to say, a'ight?
Awesome. also I'm a Christian not like you Christian whores
Damn, don't they make good smut anymore?
I ask 'cause I'm not sure
Do anybody write real shit anymore?

Bow in the presence of commenting greatness
'Cause right now thou hast forsaken us
You should be honored by my straightness
That I would even blow up on yo fake shit
So imma go ahead, go nuts, go utter ape shit
Especially as anonymous, No I don't make shit
Act like you don't care what my take is
My gospel, homey, I always Take Six, oh and take this ,

signed,
your haters