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[Emilymcplugger]

Spanking Pleasure (Under Pressure - David Bowie and Queen)

Pleasure
Spanking down on me
Spanking down from you, my ass is raw
Spanking pleasure
That burns my buttocks, ow!
Makes them turn red, too
I’ll struggle to sit.

Up-ma-bum-yea
That butt plug yeah
Dee-day-da
E-day-da, that's okay!

It's exciting the knowing what this kink is about
Feeling the smacks and screaming "Let me out"
But what follows gets me higher.
Pressure on nipples
Nipples with clamps

Dey-dey-dey-mm-hm
Da-da-da-ba-ba
Okay

Wax melts down, stings and burns ever so,
The sensation stings and yet I’m still wanting more

Ee-do-ba-be
Ee-da-ba-ba-ba
Um-bo-bo
Be-lap

Nipples and clamps
Ee-da-de-da-de
A clamp on my clit
Ee-da-de-da-de-da-de-da

It's the pleasure of knowing what this pain is about
Pulling on those clamps, they’re tweaking, makes me shout
But what follows gets me higher.
Paddle on backside
Wax melts on teats

Thats okay, feeling more with the blind on
I’m in restraints, so it’s all good
Keep coming up with love, but it's just such a bore
Why? Why? Why?
Love (love, love, love, love)
Insanity laughs, spanking pleasure we're facing
Can't you give me just one more spank?
Why can't we give clamps just one more yank?
Why can't we give love, give love, give love?
Give love, give love, give love, give love?
'Cause love's such an old fashioned term
But love daren’t do the sort of things that we often like (in between sheets)
But bondage can, it changes ways of teasing and pleasing us
This is our last spank
This is our last yank
This is ourselves
Spanking pleasure
Clit clamp pressure
Pressure

Click
Click
Click
Click

The funny thing is…I’m not a fan of BDSM.

 

[onehitwanda]

The funny thing is…I’m not a fan of BDSM.

write what you hate?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Born To Cum


In the day we sweat it out in the gyms of a runaway American dream
At night we ride thick cocks of glory in stripper heels and strings
Sprung from cages of vanilla lives
Lipsticked, botox injected and stepping out over the line
Baby this town strips the clothes from your back
It’s a sex trap, it’s an orgasm rap
We gotta do it while we’re young
Cause wives like us, baby we were born to cum.

See, I may be younger than you guys, but I do live in Jersey .

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Admittedly with close to zero effort:

I licked a girl and I liked it

The taste of her juicy opening

I licked a girl just to try it

I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Don't mean I'm in love tonight

I licked a girl and I liked it

I liked it

 

[Zenith77]

Admittedly with close to zero effort:

Your version or the original? Both true.

 

[SimonDoom]

See, I may be younger than you guys, but I do live in Jersey .

Em

By choice?

 

[EmilyMiller]

By choice?

I’m an adopted Jersey Girl. Can’t you tell?

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

I should have stuck with Nirvana, but:

—

When I was at High School

Just handjobs was my rule

That's what people say, mm-mm

That's what people say, mm-mm

I rubbed a lot of cocks

The nerds more than the jocks

At least that's what people say, mm-mm

That's what people say, mm-mm

But I keep strokin'

Can't stop, won't stop my thing

It's like I got this image in my mind

Sayin' you’re gonna pull it tight

'Cause my hand is gonna play, play, play, play, play

And the cum is gonna spray, spray, spray, spray, spray

Baby, I'm just gonna jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk

I jerk it off, I jerk it off (hoo-hoo-hoo)

Cocksuckers may wanna suck, suck, suck, suck, suck

And the sluts are gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

Baby, I'm just gonna jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk

I jerk it off, I jerk it off (hoo-hoo-hoo)



I never miss a drop

I don’t want to soil my top

And that's what they don't see, mm-mm

That's what they don't see, mm-mm

My mouth is open wide (mouth is open wide)

I want it all inside (want it all inside)

And that's what they don't know, mm-mm

That's what they don't know, mm-mm

But I keep strokin'

Can't stop, won't stop my thing

It's like I got this image in my mind

Sayin' you’re gonna pull it tight

'Cause my hand is gonna play, play, play, play, play

And the cum is gonna spray, spray, spray, spray, spray

Baby, I'm just gonna jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk

I jerk it off, I jerk it off (hoo-hoo-hoo)

Cocksuckers may wanna suck, suck, suck, suck, suck

And the sluts are gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

Baby, I'm just gonna jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk

I jerk it off, I jerk it off (hoo-hoo-hoo)

 

[Emilymcplugger]

I should have stuck with Nirvana, but:

—

When I was at High School

Just handjobs was my rule

That's what people say, mm-mm

That's what people say, mm-mm

I rubbed a lot of cocks

The nerds more than the jocks

At least that's what people say, mm-mm

That's what people say, mm-mm

But I keep strokin'

Can't stop, won't stop my thing

It's like I got this image in my mind

Sayin' your gonna pull it tight

'Cause my hand is gonna play, play, play, play, play

And the cum is gonna spray, spray, spray, spray, spray

Baby, I'm just gonna jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk

I jerk it off, I jerk it off (hoo-hoo-hoo)

Cocksuckers may wanna suck, suck, suck, suck, suck

And the sluts are gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

Baby, I'm just gonna jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk

I jerk it off, I jerk it off (hoo-hoo-hoo)



I never miss a drop

I don’t want to soil my top

And that's what they don't see, mm-mm

That's what they don't see, mm-mm

My mouth is open wide (mouth is open wide)

I want it all inside (want it all inside)

And that's what they don't know, mm-mm

That's what they don't know, mm-mm

But I keep strokin'

Can't stop, won't stop my thing

It's like I got this image in my mind

Sayin' your gonna pull it tight

'Cause my hand is gonna play, play, play, play, play

And the cum is gonna spray, spray, spray, spray, spray

Baby, I'm just gonna jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk

I jerk it off, I jerk it off (hoo-hoo-hoo)

Cocksuckers may wanna suck, suck, suck, suck, suck

And the sluts are gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

Baby, I'm just gonna jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk

I jerk it off, I jerk it off (hoo-hoo-hoo)

Damn. Should have spotted that one.

 

[Euphony]

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommeee
I'm begging of you please don't take your new "man"
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommeee
Please don't take him just because you can

Beauty always beyond compare
You're claiming cocks of all your heirs
With perfect skin, a siren to boys oh so green
Your guile will lay the trap you'll spring
Her choices made with zero shame
Teens cannot compete with you
Mommy

(to the tune of Jolene (Dolly)

 

[djrip]

I'm so sorry for this. I'm bored and I blame ALL OF YOU EQUALLY.

Except you, @Emilymcplugger . I blame you more.

--

Oh, imagine a land, it's a faraway place
Where the fresh-shaven cameltoes roam
Where you wander among every sultry, young tongue
It's chaotic, but, hey, it's home

When the wind's never cold
And the sun's on your breasts
And the sand safely not twixt your thighs.
Come on down, stop on by
lick a carpet and fly
To one of our lesbian nights

Oh, lesbian nights,
like lesbian days,
more of then than not
are hotter than hot
in myriad ways

Oh, lesbian nights,
like lesbian dreams,
that mystical land of magic, not sand,
much more than it seems.

There's a path (@stickygirl ! I'm looking at you!) that may lead you
To delights unseen through
The power your flirting commands
Let her moist lips unfold, you'll find fortunes untold
(perhaps even keys to her heart)

As you twine through the sheets; try positions bizarre -
touch her soul with the tip of your tongue...
You can taste all the spices
of her lovely vices
wrapped up like her silky buns!

Oh lesbian nights!
Like lesbian days
All seem to excite, take off and take flight
To delight and amaze.
Oh, lesbian nights
'neath... er... lesbian moons
A fool off her guard could fall and fall hard
Out there on her dunes.

Had to sing along with this one!

 

[Emilymcplugger]

We are Shoe-Lovers (We are the Champions - Queen)

I’m into shoes
Red, green or lime,
I love stilettos
thigh boots are so fine
Not so much skates
Or flip-flops too
I prefer leather and straps near my face
And I’ll kiss the boot.

And I’ll try them all on and on and on and on

WE are shoe-lovers my friends
And we’ll smell those high heels at the ends
We are shoe-lovers
WE are shoe-lovers
No times for slippers cause we are shoe-lovers
Toes unfurl.

I love shoes with bows
And ones that are tall
You bring me slip-ons, brogues and everything
I’ll wank to them all
I’m on my bed naked
Led here in the nude
Looking like I’ve fell into the shelves of a shoe-shop
With my cock standing huge!

And I’ll try them all on and on and on and on

WE are shoe-lovers my friends
And we’ll smell those high heels at the ends
We are shoe-lovers
WE are shoe-lovers
No times for slippers cause we are shoe-lovers
Toes unfurl.

WE are shoe-lovers my friends
And we’ll smell those high heels at the ends
We are shoe-lovers
WE are shoe-lovers
No times for slippers cause we are shoe-lovers

 

[Zenith77]

Man, I feel so ignorant. I don't recognise half these songs. Can't you people put the original title in for those of us that are musically-challenged?

 

[Djmac1031]

We are family
I like when my sister fucks me
We are family
Can't tell anybody a thing!

Noone can know we're together
As we fuck real sly.
And when we fuck, the taboo makes it better,
I won't tell no lie!

All of the people around us, they say,
Can they be that close?

Just let me state for the record
She's giving head in the family room!

We are family
Can my mom join in to make three?
Woah, ah, woah, ah, ah
We are family
I want both mom and sis on my thing...

 

[Euphony]

1,2...

1,2,3, Whore.

Let me tell you how it will be
The chair's for you, your wife's for me
Cos I'm the sackMan, yeah, I'm the sackMan

Your five inches appear too small
She's thankful she can't take my all
Cos I've got sack man, yeah I've got the sack man

Even from afar, I'll max her cheeks
I'll try her slit, she'll learn real meat
With you she's cold, our sex's all heat
You can't take a walk, you stay in your seat

I'm the sackMan

(to the tune of Tax Man. Overly gratuitous for the folks in the LW crowd.)

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Man, I feel so ignorant. I don't recognise half these songs. Can't you people put the original title in for those of us that are musically-challenged?

They’re now on all 4 of mine.

 

[Djmac1031]

...and everything under LE is in tune,
But your Stars are eclipsed by the loons...

(There is no dark side of Loving Wives. Matter of fact, it's all dark...)

 

[Emilymcplugger]

...and everything under LE is in tune,
But your Stars are eclipsed by the loons...

(There is no dark side of Loving Wives. Matter of fact, it's all dark...)

Brilliant brilliant brilliant!

 

[Zenith77]

Erotic Couplings (Regressa a Mi, Il Divo)

Mi corazón está completamente roto
Mi mundo está casi destruido
Estoy lleno de dolor y cosas emo.

Pero luego nos conocimos
mi nuevo mundo
tus pechos son tan divinos
Por favor, ¿puedo llevarlos en bote a motor?

Quédate conmigo esta noche
Vamos a tener un montón de rumpy
Eres todo lo que siempre he querido
Todo lo que necesito (al menos por ahora)

Quédate conmigo para siempre
Tu culo está igual de bien
esto debe ser amor verdadero

¿Qué haces con esa correa?
No estoy seguro de haber estado de acuerdo con eso.
¿Hemos bordeado el no consentimiento?

En realidad, por favor no te detengas
he decidido que me gusta bastante
Después tal vez pueda tener
otra oportunidad
estar en la cima?

Quédate conmigo ahora
Realmente necesito un abrazo
Definitivamente me alegro de haberme encontrado contigo en la tienda antes.

Esto definitivamente es amor.
(O tal vez solo lujuria)

 

[Euphony]

An old man turned ninety-eight
Met his lolli granddaughter, so had her thrice the next day
It's a black bull added to a marriage in clear disarray
It's a meth head blackmailed for a sad two minute lay

That seems a bit moronic?
Don't you think?

It's like a gangbaaang on your wedding day
It's all free use when your peeps need to get laid
Claims of all-world smarts yet any good advice just never takes
Write us real folks, not figures.

Miss Play-It-Safe was afraid to try
Met a fellow, timid virgin and kissed her maidenhood goodbye
She waited her whole damn life to have this night
And as SEVENTEEN consecutive orgasms reigned down
She thought, "Well, this seems nice."

That seems a bit moronic?
Don't you think?

It's like a gangbaaang on your wedding day
It's all free use when your peeps need to get laid
Claims of all-world smarts yet any good advice just never takes
Write us real folks, not figures.

(Ironic, Alanis Morissette)

 

[ThatNewGuy]

With apologies to Louis Armstrong.

What a Strange Scoring World

I see E's of green,
Red H's too.
What do they mean,
For me and you?
And I think to myself,
What a strange scoring world.

I see W's of blue,
Black text on white.
Comments from day
Don't show up 'til night.
And I think to myself,
What a strange scoring world.

These colors of the rainbow,
So perplexing to my eye,
Might just catch the attention
Of readers passing by.
We see people clicking hearts,
Following us too,
One-bombs arrive to say,
"Hey, fuck you."

There's no need to cry
If your score doesn't grow.
The story's the thing.
It's all that we know.
And I think to myself,
What a strange scoring world.
Yes, I think to myself,
What a strange scoring world.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

With apologies to Louis Armstrong.

What a Strange Scoring World

I see E's of green,
Red H's too.
What do they mean,
For me and you?
And I think to myself,
What a strange scoring world.

I see W's of blue,
Black text on white.
Comments from day
Don't show up 'til night.
And I think to myself,
What a strange scoring world.

These colors of the rainbow,
So perplexing to my eye,
Might just catch the attention
Of readers passing by.
We see people clicking hearts,
Following us too,
One-bombs arrive to say,
"Hey, fuck you."

There's no need to cry
If your score doesn't grow.
The story's the thing.
It's all that we know.
And I think to myself,
What a strange scoring world.
Yes, I think to myself,
What a strange scoring world.

That was majestic and I read it in tune.

Wonderful.

 

[Djmac1031]

To the tune of Yesterday by The Beatles:

Loving Wives
What's it take for me to score some fives?
Even burned the bitch and ruined lives,
Oh what's it take, to earn some fives?

Suddenly,
All the trolls drop one-bombs over me.
My score isn't where it used to be,
Oh why won't trolls just leave me be?

Why...you...had to vote,
I don't know, I doubt you read.
I...wrote...nothing wrong,
Yet my score is all but dead...

Yesterday,
Was excited to post my stor-ay
Now I wish they'd all just go away,
And why does anal make it "gay?"

Loving Wives
All you readers put away your knives
Leave your basement and go live your lives,
Oh why do I write Living Wives?

Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm.

 

[Zenith77]

To the tune of Yesterday by The Beatles:

Loving Wives
What's it take for me to score some fives?
Even burned the bitch and ruined lives,
Oh what's it take, to earn some fives?

Suddenly,
All the trolls drop one-bombs over me.
My score isn't where it used to be,
Oh why won't trolls just leave me be?

Why...you...had to vote,
I don't know, I doubt you read.
I...wrote...nothing wrong,
Yet my score is all but dead...

Yesterday,
Was excited to post my stor-ay
Now I wish they'd all just go away,
And why does anal make it "gay?"

Loving Wives
All you readers put away your knives
Leave your basement and go live your lives,
Oh why do I write Living Wives?

Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm.

5-star for musicality.

 

[Djmac1031]

5-star for musicality.

Eat your heart out, Weird Al.